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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

eat pussy

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Screw it, someone going to say it. So let's get it over with.

Cat, the other white meat.

and

Cat, it's what's for dinner.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Taglia Tail anyone?

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

- mmmmmm, spaghetti and hairballs.

- Tonight on part 14 of Ken Burns' Stripcreator, you'll see the process that went into the construction of the wirthling, kaufman and perm characters.

- "And if I'm elected, I promise a kitten in every pot."

- "It's a cookbook! To Serve Cat is a cookbook!"

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Poor Tommy was sick again. Luckily, his Mom had a home remedy for his Cat Scratch Fever.

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

Some people like ketchup, some people like catsoup.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Researchers at Texas A&M show the procedures used to create the first cloned cat.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

"And this," Emeril said, "Is my cat, Essense. I add a little Essense to every dish."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

His holeiness is back?

Im missing out... wish my system was working so i could check the forums all day.

"It burns! It buuuuuurns!"

"Soylent Grey is felines! It's felines!!!"

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

quote:

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His holeiness is back?

Im missing out... wish my system was working so i could check the forums all day.

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This historical photograph of the last non-cannibal dinner served by the Donner Party held but a glimpse of the horrific events about to occur.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOMMMMMM

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

"HOLY SHIT THIS IS HOT!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.