Actually, the title is a bit misleading, as you can see...

Remaking a classic - Remaking the remake... by DexX 3-18-01

In a dingy film studio in California... You're kidding?! You actually got _the_ Jon from Goats to come in and play a role in our unofficial Chicken Crossing the Road sequel? Yep, he's on set doing his first scene now. Wow! Does he realise it's not really a sequel at all, but a hardcore sadomasochistic beastio-porn parody? Sure does. That was actually what convinced him to do it! Come and have a look... Coming Soon: Why the Chicken Shot His Load *swish-CRACK!* Oh yes! Yes! I'm your road, babe! I'm your road! Walk across me! WALK ALL OVER ME!!!

Whaddayareckon, Big Evil Dan? Is the series worth reviving? :)

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