Here, for everyone's enjoyment, are the first four parts of my latest schtick: The Odd Couple - Starring Darius and Davros. It details the hilarious day-to-day adventures of a shameless fame-hungry self-publicising wannabe pop singer and a half-man half motorised wheelie bin evil genius. I guarantee there will be no cameos from certain overused angry wizards and alcohol-obsessed transforming robots. Well, not until I run out of ideas at least.

The Odd Couple - Starring Darius and Davros - Episode 1 by kramer_vs_kramer 2-06-02

Hi Davros, how was your day? I auditioned for a new boyband by singing 'I want it that way' in a strange warbling falsetto. I made plans to destroy the Earth with my vast army of robots. We're going to capture all humans, liquefy their bodies and feed the remains into the meat pods to create an evil race of mutants. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You didn't really sing 'I want it that way', did you? That's just sick.

The Odd Couple - Starring Darius and Davros - Episode 2 by kramer_vs_kramer 2-15-02

Davros, have you been in the kitchen? There's a charred corpse lying on the table. Oh, that was me this morning. I was testing my new death ray before I attempt to use it to enslave the human race. I see. Well could you remove it? I'm having the head of a large record label over for dinner. I'm hoping he'll give me a deal. If you want, I could threaten him with my death ray. I was more thinking I could sing to him. My way's less cruel.

The Odd Couple - Starring Darius and Davros - Episode 3 by kramer_vs_kramer 2-18-02

Davros, have you seen my 4-track tape recorder? I've got to record a demo for EMI. Oh, that. I took it to use for one of my diabolical schemes. Another diabolical scheme? What is it this time? I'm going to make humans' heads explode in a bloody mess to pave the way for invasion by my robotic hordes. And you're going to use the parts from my 4-track to power some kind of evil gamma ray? Actually, no. You left a tape in there, and I figured just playing it to people would do the trick.

The Odd Couple - Starring Darius and Davros - Episode 4 by kramer_vs_kramer 2-19-02

Darius, have you seen my Thargon Death rod? No. What does it look like? About six inches long. Metallic. A short wire out the end. Oh, that. I thought it was a microphone. I used it in my audition this morning. And you didn't think something was up when everyone in the room dissolved into a mass of fleshy pulp? Well, to be honest it's a better reaction than I usually get.

It'll never work!

Acutually these are pretty funny, and I'm surprised the odd couple wasn't thought of before, and I'm even more surprised that Tobor isn't one of them!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Because if Tobor was in them it would be exactly the same as Fuzzyman's "Leave it to Tobor" series.

Anyway, I try not to do Tobor strips, because I think he's overused and no longer funny, plus I prefer to use my own characters anyway.

Sir, I find these comics funny and amusing. Keep it up.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

I wonder how long you can make Darius's singing the punchline of jokes before it get too repetitive. Good so far, but ten more of them could just ruin the whole series. Oh, and it would've been a bit funnier if you were to have him sing "Hit me baby one more time"

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I could probably read another 50 of these with almost identical gags and still find them funny. Im just able to identify with the characters and find them instantly funny.

Plus , Kramer has a certain style to his comic series which always impresses me.

Another Winner Mr KVK

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

them was some funny strips.

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Great strips Kramer, truly great!

oh, and Bazilla....

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GOON!

I don't see why you always feel the need to tell people what would make their strips better, if you're so fucking clever, then why don't you make hilarious comic series?

faggot!

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I can't, but when I see something I just criticise it, maybe too much. Yes it's better than I could ever do, but it could maybe be better if something else happened, I don't know. And I have been making some "better" comic series but I guess you don't want to go through the pain of reading them.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Nicely done. Though I do think Tobor is still funny if one finds new ways to use him. I get some laughs out of him if I throw him into an unusual situation and see how he and the people around him react.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Didn't want to start a new thread so thought I would say it here. I've just read your new generation comic featuring Parylisis Man and green t-shirt bread man. and I must say that it is probably the single most funniest comic I've seen on this site, bursting into fits of laughter no less than 4 times. I would gladly read further episodes of this, even though this is unlikely, well done kramer!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

You mean these ones?

Kramer vs Kramer - The Next Generation by kramer_vs_kramer 2-06-02

So, this is comic 300 then. A whole new dawn in Kramer comics, with lots of new characters and wonderful original situations. Yes. And we're the first of many hilarious new faces to be seen in these comics. So who are you, then? I'm Green-Tshirt-beard-Man! By day I'm a stockbroker, and by night I go home and think about all the stock I'm going to be brokering the next day. I'm sure that'll lead to many exciting adventures. I'm Paralysis man! I stand completely still, and have to be wheeled about on a trolley. Stay tuned for our epic series coming soon, in which I sit in an office for hours on end, while Paralysis Man here is propped up against the wall. Look out for episode 4, in which I look like I'm going to fall over, but don't. It'll be hilarious- I can hardly wait!

Flight into Terror! by kramer_vs_kramer 2-06-02

Help! The plane's about to crash! You must save us, Paralysis Man! I can't! I'm totally paralysed, Green-tshirt-beard-stockbroker Man. In that case- we're all going to die! Actually, I'm quite looking forward to that.

Jabberwock by kramer_vs_kramer 2-06-02

Are- are we in heaven, Paralysis Man? Look at all these clouds. We must be! Hurrah! We're in paradise! But hold on, I'm still paralysed. Hmm. And also, you're still here. This must be Hell!

We are living in a happy world by kramer_vs_kramer 2-07-02

Satan! You evil bastard, tricking us into thinking we were in heaven. The worst is yet to come, Paralysis Man! For your eternal torment, I am going to prop you in front of a tv showing the gardening channel, and leave the remote just out of your reach. Nooo! You truly are the lord of darkness. And what foul plan have you got in store for Green-Tshirt-Beard-Stockbroker Man? For him I have come up with the worst hell of all... Shit! I'm still a stockbroker!

That would be them. Sorry be being too lazy to read all your comics to read these. The first is still the best, but they're some nice follow-ups.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Isn't that always the case? The first one is always the best. Incidentally, I think "Flight into Terror" up there may possibly be my most evil comic ever.

Anyway, here's the latest Darius & Davros strip, plus another new strip by me featuring a blonde Colombian yodeller:

The Odd Couple - Starring Darius and Davros - Episode 5 by kramer_vs_kramer 2-22-02

So what did you get up to today, then? Well, I was filmed going around the shops, and then taken into a room and asked to give a commentary over the film. I see. Was it one of those 'a day in the life' - type shows? Not exactly... You got caught shoplifting again, didn't you?

He got leather. He got car. by kramer_vs_kramer 2-26-02

Hey Shakira! How did the big date with Steve last night go? It was terrible. He only went and mistook my breasts for mountains. No way! How could he do such a thing? I dunno. I mean, they're small and humble, so I don't see how he could make such a mistake. I never liked him anyway. And you have to ask- why did he bring an icepick and a flag to the date anyway? I needed fourteen stitches!

Kramer, good sir, I salute you.

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Dad was flammable

Great stuff, kvk!

That shoplifting one is a classic. If you were not already in my favourites list... Hey! You're not on my faves list yet! How the hell did that happen? I shall go fix this oversight immediately... Bizarre... I was sure I added you months ago...

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Don't listen to him Kramer, he uses that line on all the guys.

Then he's round your house with a bottle of wine and a movie and before you know what's happened you're stuck raising a family all by yourself.

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Dad was flammable

Oh, stop being so fucking melodramatic.

I left you some KFC discount vouchers, didn't I?

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They're funny, but Javier is my favourite...

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Nice teeth Shane, now I'll just kill your old mum...

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Oh, stop being so fucking melodramatic.

I left you some KFC discount vouchers, didn't I?

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Didn't want to create a new thread just for one strip, so I figured I'd just bump this one back up.

I was doing the search thing today, to see who's favourites I was on (after reading the favourites conversation on the bugs and suggestions forum) and spotted someone called Kelly who had made a series about her search for Mr Right. This inspired me to make my own series about my current crappy love life, but true to form it had got a bit silly by the third part:

Recombinant DNA is the only logical progression by kramer_vs_kramer 4-10-02

My love life is really shit. If only there was someone out there who could help me. You called? Blade? Why are you here? I thought you were a vampire hunter. I hate to break this to you, dude, but vampires aren't real. I'm your fairy godmother. If you're a fairy godmother, why do you have a sword and all those guns? That's how I'm planning on getting you a date.