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Thomasisneat
Pink Donkey Wrangler
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| Hey there, dogonaball... What are you doing? | |
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| I'm getting ready for the big surf contest in Honolulu, Indy Pete. The cash prize is 700 bucks! | |
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| Just out of curiosity, have you ever even been on the ocean? We do live in Kansas, after all. | |
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| I think a silly outfit and a rolly ball will give me all the experience I need in order to surf with the best. How tough can it be? | |
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| Alright! I finally made it to Honlulu. I'm ready to win! | |
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| Hello sir, would you please sign your name here and present us your board? | |
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| (Oh, no! I don't have a board! I guess I'm gonna have to surf on my ball. I hope that's alright) Er... I'm standing on my board as we speak. | |
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| That isn't a board, that's a ball! You can participate, but that's the most pathetic thing I've ever seen! | |
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| More pathetic than seeing the son of God work at a surfing competition? | |
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| Shut up! You can't make money off changing water to wine your whole life! Now just get ready to surf, we'll be starting in 2 hours. | |
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| Alright, let's see. Ball: Check. Funny outfit: Check. Me in a funny pose: Check. I'm ready to go. | |
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| Too bad you won't be getting very far! hahahahaha! | |
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| *Gasp*! It's my enemy and rival surfer, Surfy McSurf! | |
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| Good luck on winning, you're gonna need it! I feel so confident about this competition, I didn't even bring a board! | |
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| You'll never win, McSurf! I've been training for months now, you'll never beat me! | |
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| hahahaha! Training? With what? A silly ball? Face it, you'll never win! | |
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| Indy Pete! You came to support me! | |
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| Well, that and the incredible amount of pussy you can get at one of these things. | |
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| I'm so happy you came! Surfy McSurf is here! I have to beat him! | |
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| Yeah, that's great. Good luck with your surfing capade thing or whatever. Any idea where the nearest nude beach is? | |
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| OK, surfers! On your mark, get set, surf! | |
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[Click to view comic: 'Surf's Up VI']
[Click to view comic: 'Surf's Up VII']
[Click to view comic: 'Surf's Up VIII']
Adventurous, huh?
--- Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D
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