Time for another series (got the first title wrong). About a Demon looking for a new job in many different *crazy* ways. Feuturing "The film maker" as his old flatmate. And keep on watching, who knows maybe Tobor will join in the *crazy* fun.

The Demon wants a flatmate #1 by Bazilla 2-22-02

How was your day at work then? Oh I got sacked again, something to do with suffocating someone. Well, I've got a new idea for a movie, and I'll know it'll work! Really, what is it? It's about this dog, that goes around and saves every single dog in the kennel, and then they run over the kennel people in hilarious ways! Well, I'm off to find another job (and another flatmate.)

The Demon wants a job #2 (not flatmate) by Bazilla 2-22-02

AND WHY DO YOU THINK YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON HERE FOR THE JOB AT "CORNHOLERS LTD."? Well, I'm used to being cornholed, also I have the second longest cornholer in the world. Oh, and is it possible if I can live here too? RIGHT, OKAY YOU'RE HIRED, THERE'S ONLY ONE MORE TEST YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH NOW. Really!? Oh good, what is it?

The Demon wants a job #3 by Bazilla 2-22-02

Can you believe it!? He acutually thought I could cornhole, I don't even know what cornholing is! Yeah, wow that's great for you and everything. Who are you? Oh it's you! Any amazing ideas for a new film? Yeah, there's this big plane, with thousands of people that hate flying on it, and there's these two people with bombs, and then one of them fights through scardom and saves all the passangers. Wow what's it called? No, that was the title.

The Demon wants a job #4 by Bazilla 2-22-02

Yes, I'm here for my weekly cornholing, wait you're not Tobor. RAAAAR! DEMON NEW EMPLOYEE, DEMON ALSO CORNHOLES. Well you look just as good, ok. What the fuck do I do! Um, yes, a pencil, that'll work. Ugh... This dude sucks. Only Tobor knows how to fullfil my dreams.

The Demon wants a job #5 by Bazilla 2-22-02

YES, WE HAD A COMPLAINT FROM OUR BIGGEST CUSTOMER. Spankling!!! HE SAID YOU DIDN'T FULLFIL HIS DREAMS! AND IT WAS SO NOT WORTH IT! SO AS OF TODAY YOU ARE NOW FIRED. THERE'S JUST ONE MORE TEST TO DO BEFORE YOU CAN LEAVE. Oh, I wonder what it is, oh wait *that*

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Part three was funny. But the rest were let down by poor spelling and the general retreading of old themes and jokes.

OK, he's not after a job or an appartment now. Just doing stuff in *crazy* situations

The Demon #6 by Bazilla 2-22-02

Hi again, feel like a drink? Listen, as I said before, I don't know you. Besides I'm just here to pluck up enough courage to tell my wife I'm having an affair with her sister. 30 minutes (give or take) later.. So how did it go? Honestly she took it alright, maybe too well. Feel like that drink now? No, now I'm here to pluck up enough courage to tell her sister that I'm sleeping with her daughter.

The Demon #7 by Bazilla 2-22-02

Come here, I love you man! Yeah, good for you. Wow, it's stuff like this when you find out your real friends! Unlike that dude that slept with my wife and daughter! I agree. To me! Your new friend! o/`Show me the way to go home!o/` Take it Demon! o/`I'm tired and I want to go to bed!o/`

The Demon #8 by Bazilla 2-22-02

Ow, man my head hurts! I was really slashed! Yeah, and me! Hey girl! Where's those toilets? Sorry, you got the wrong asain girl for that sort of thing.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Demon #9 by Bazilla 2-22-02

Hey, I had this new movie idea, and it's been accepted! I pulled a few strings and if you want you can have a part in it. What's the part? Well the movie is about a bunch of young kids playing for an unknown ice hockey team. They have a new coach who gets them all the way to the play-off final. And then they face the New York Ranger kids coached by Mr. Nasty, and that's who you play! Mr. Nasty!? No offence, but surely Mr. Devious wouldn't sound so stupid.

Demon #10 by Bazilla 2-22-02

Right, they accepted the name change, and here's your script. You should practice now. Right so um *cough* Not so fast there Frank! You may of got to the final easily, but your good luck run stops here! I'm afraid you're wrong Mr. Devious, we will win. And when we do, we are going to go OTT and cheer the little kid that everyone thought was a retard that scored the winning goal. This stuff is gold! How did you ever think of this!? So original!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Maybe you should just stop entirely.

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