Or the milk has been in the fridge too long.

That Silly Scientist! by Thomasisneat 2-23-02

Honey, why don't you put a quarter in the ride and play in it? I can't, mommy! Some old man won't let anyone near it! The little girl explains what happened... HAHAHAHAHA! With this nuclear warhead I can bring countries to their knees, I will finally become ruler-- HEY! WAIT YOUR TURN, KID! I WAS HERE FIRST! Don't worry, sweety... the old man will hurt himself trying to work that thing soon enough. I'm not sure... Last time I saw him he was trying to rewire the quarter machine so it would give a detonation time.

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I hope thats not a new series, it sucked

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Batman created by Bob Kane

How could you not like the premise? A mad scientist trying to take over the world, resulting wacky and zany adventures!

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Don't mind dcomposed - I laughed out loud at that one.

The idea of a maniacal scientist hogging the coin-operated kiddie ride outside the chemist cracks me up.

Roll on with the series! :)

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Thanks, Dexx. At least SOME people know a good premise when they see one.

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Here it is so far...

That Silly Scientist! Presents: Those Silly Characters! by Thomasisneat 2-25-02

Ok! Before we start this hillarious series, let's get to know our main characters a little better. Hmmm... maybe if I were to buy a bulk box of pop rocks... This is Crazy Scientist. He frequently makes attempts to take over the world ending up in wild and zany perdicaments! ... and a twelve pack of soda... Being the main character of the series, we will be seeing a lot of him and his many plans to take over the world! ...I could hold the world hostage with the largest bomb ever!

That Silly Scientist! Presents: Those Silly Characters! 2 by Thomasisneat 2-25-02

This is Sue. She is Crazy Scientist's assistant. She is considered to be his grasp on reality, like that assistant to Don Quixote. Although she never has to worry about Crazy Scientist attacking windmills. Damn straight

That Silly Scientist! by Thomasisneat 2-23-02

Honey, why don't you put a quarter in the ride and play in it? I can't, mommy! Some old man won't let anyone near it! The little girl explains what happened... HAHAHAHAHA! With this nuclear warhead I can bring countries to their knees, I will finally become ruler-- HEY! WAIT YOUR TURN, KID! I WAS HERE FIRST! Don't worry, sweety... the old man will hurt himself trying to work that thing soon enough. I'm not sure... Last time I saw him he was trying to rewire the quarter machine so it would give a detonation time.

That Silly Scientist! by Thomasisneat 2-25-02

We continue our story... Um... excuse me, sir. My daughter would like to go on that ride soon. About how much longer will you be? Fool! Do you have any idea what you're asking?!?! Look. I'd like to get home before noon. So you could please try and hurry it up? Infidel! Someday you will be bowing down to me, and you dare to ask me a question? Leave before I am forced to smite you! That's it, asshole. It's time for me to kick some mad scientist ass. The name's Crazy Scientist, neanderthal! And you'll never be able to defeat me with my super force field shield of greatness!

That Silly Scientist! by Thomasisneat 2-25-02

So, find any new ways you could possibly take over the world? I had a fool plan... Until some super powerful woman had the ability to punch through my super force field shield of greatness! Hmmm... You know, I don't think you ever built a super force field shield of greatness. I didn't?

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I like that last one. :)

I can see that being a good running joke in the series... "Wait on, did I forget to invent that?"

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Here's another. I'll keep updating whenever I make one.
Because I'm obnoxious like that!

That Silly Scientist! by Thomasisneat 2-28-02

You know, Sue. Sometimes I think my career as future king of the world is only going to end up as a failure. I almost never finish anything I start. Don't be so silly, Crazy Scientist! You've made a whole lotta inventions, but none of them have never been succesful. I think you're right! I've made numerous inventions such as.......... Little help? Such as that super evil robot that almost killed the mailman. Yeah... That was a great invention, wasn't it? *BRRRZT* KILL... ME... *BRRZT* *ZAP*

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S'more

That Silly Scientist! by Thomasisneat 3-01-02

Maybe I doubted the abilities of this little fella. Maybe I can try using him again to take over the world... *BZZZT* PAIN.... INTOLERABLE... *BUZZ* He did almost kill the mailman. And the mailman is pretty big. *BZZZZZT* BURNING... ALL OVER.. *BEEP BOOP* Alright, I'm gonna do it! World, prepare to be destroyed! *BUZZY* DESTROY ME... MASTER *BAP PA BOO BEEP*

Some grammatical errors in this one... Life goes on

That Silly Scientist! by Thomasisneat 3-01-02

Alright, evil, angry robot... See that policeman over there? I want you to kill him. *BUZZZ* ROBOT.... NOT WANT TO KILL POLICE *BE BOP* Oh? Then who would like to kill? *BZZZ* ME.... KILL... ME... *BOOP BOOP* Alright... how's this, you kill that cop and help me takeover the world, and I'll kill you. *BBZZZ* PO - PO... IS IN... FOR A... WORLD OF PAIN *BLAP*

That Silly Scientist! by Thomasisneat 3-01-02

Hey, buddy... hold it right there. What do you think you're doing? You got a permit to walk on this sidewalk? *BUUUD* MUST... KILL... COP *WIZER* Wise guy, huh? Well I'm gonna have to write you a ticket. *BRZZZ* NOT... TODAY... PIG *BIZAY* Owww! *BZZ* SUCCESS! *BAZ*

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That Silly Scientist! by Thomasisneat 3-09-02

Excellent job, robot! Now that you got rid of the security, we can take the president for hostage. *BIZ* ARE... YOU SURE... THERE... ISN'T... MORE SECURITY? *MARKIE* Why, what ever do you mean? *BUZZ* WELL, THE PRESIDENT IS A VERY LOVED AND ACKNOWLEDGED PERSON BY AMERICA AND THE WORLD. DON'T YOU THINK HE'D HAVE MORE SECURITY? *BAZZAP* Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. I was looking at that silly dog on a ball over there. Now, are you ready to commence the second phase of the plan? *BLIZZZ* THE MORE SECURITY... THE MORE CHANCE OF ME DYING... *BIZZLE*

That Silly Scientist! by Thomasisneat 3-09-02

The robot, having commenced phase two, approaches the white house entrance. Whoah, pal. Where do you think you are going? *BULL* I... AM HERE... TO... SEE THE... PRESIDENT *ZHIT* Well why didn't you say so? He's the third room on the left down this hallway. More success! *BAZSS* THAT... WAS... VERY... EASY *BOOZA* Howdy! Can I interest you to a line of coke?

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Sir, you are indeed chock full of goodness.

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!

My early faith in you was indeed well-founded. Nice work. Big gold star!

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That Silly Scientist! by Thomasisneat 3-10-02

*BIZZ* WHY... ARE... YOU... IN... HERE? *BOOST* Well, my advisors do all the work for me and have me stay in this here room so I don't hurt myself. *BIZAP* OH... *BUST* But I don't care because this room kicks ass! I got a bunch of cool posters, my own TV, and Nintendo 64! The robot's intricate plan goes into play. *BOZ* PLEASE.... FOLLOW... ME... MR.PRESIDENT *ZIAP* Sure thing. But you sure you don't want to play some games of perfect dark before we leave?

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That Silly Scientist! by Thomasisneat 3-13-02

This way... we can leave through the back door. Now we just need to sneak out through the back yard... We made it out of the White House! Now, where are we going? *BASZ* FOLLOW... ME... I MUST... SHOW... YOU... TO MY... MASTER... *AROOGA*

That Silly Scientist! by Thomasisneat 4-05-02

Back at Crazy Scientist's lab... *BAZE* MASTER... WE NOW... HAVE... THE PRESIDENT *BWOO* Excellent work! Now we will alert the White House we have the President and they will be forced to make me ruler of the world! By the way, where is the President? *BOOZ* IN THE BACKROOM... IT... DOESN'T... TAKE MUCH... TO KEEP... HIM BUSY *BRIZE* Oh? In the backroom... Hi! I'm Dora the Explorer! Where are we going? Grandma's house!

You need to watch Nick Jr. to really get the full experience of the second one.

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Give that man a medal!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Actually, we all think he's a moron.

But nonetheless, he is acknowledged.

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That Silly Scientist! by Thomasisneat 4-11-02

A secret message is sent to the white house... And if I, Crazy Scientist, do not receive power of the entire world, you will never see your president again! Oh, my God! I gotta find the Vice President and tell him! Mr.Vice President, the President has been taken hostage by the diabolical mastermind Crazy Scientist! So?

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I don't think this series is gonna end anytime soon.

That Silly Scientist! by Thomasisneat 4-11-02

...When asked about the whereabouts of the President, Vice President Cheney said he had gone to a baseball camp for the summer and wouldn't return anytime soon... Curses! Minion! The government does not plan on giving me ransom for the president! I don't know how we will be able to take over the world now! *BLEEZ* I... GUESS... YOU CAN... KILL... ME... NOW *BUUAZ* Nonsense! I will find another way to bring the world to its knees with the president. You'll see... *BOOK* THIS... SUCKS *BLAH*

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

The summer camp excuse was an inspired touch. :)

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