I don't like urinals either. Week last thursday I took my kid sister to see Harry Potter. JUst when Hagrid is taking them into the forest, I have to go pee. When I'm done, I black out. I fall forward, smash my mouth angainst the urinal, my glasses cut up my face, and I knock my head on the floor. I wake up covered in blood, and by the time I've cleaned myself up and got back to my seat, everythings finished, and Dumbledore is counting up the points...
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Nice teeth Shane, now I'll just kill your old mum...