This is my favourite recurring strip

Johnny the cynical dog sees Lord of the Rings by Hanbidge 1-28-02

That was such a great film! I didn't think much of it... What!?! That was the best film I've seen in years that wasn't directed by Kevin Smith! The book was better... YOU CAN'T READ! Nevertheless; Woah woah.

Johnhy the Cynical Dog talks Metal by Hanbidge 1-31-02

Some of these more recent metal bands from the last few years have been excellent! Take Korn for example... I prefer the older bands... Like who? Spinal Tap are great! For the last time, Spinal Tap aren't real! Nevertheless: Woah woah.

Johnny the Cynical Dog in: Cujo 2 by Hanbidge 2-11-02

After being bitten by a rabid child, Cujo 2 is locked up in a hut in the desert. But he eats his way through the door... Oh no! Cujo 2 has escaped and still has rabies! I'll be eaten! Froth bubble bubble grrrr! Someone help me! All this killing and eating sure has made me thirsty... But rabies gives you a fear of water! You can't drink because you'll be too scared! Nevertheless: Woah woah.

Johnny the Cynical Dog watches anime by Hanbidge 2-11-02

Shiny Metal Gundam X has travelled back in time to fight dinosaurs! Raaaargh? This cartoon is stupid. Robots can't fight dinosaurs! "Chlorph!" But it's not real. So they can pretty much do what they want, as long as Toonami don't butcher it in editing... Nevertheless: Woah woah.

Hanbidge looses his touch by Hanbidge 2-27-02

What's up little buddy? I've lost my parents! Will you help me find them? Sure thing! What do they look like? Small, grey and furry. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! ...wait, that wasn't funny...

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Nice teeth Shane, now I'll just kill your old mum...