I started doing my taxes online at about 5:30 or so. It's after 9, and I'm still at it. So far of prime annoyance is the fact that I can't file electronically because Sarah worked in more than two localities. So I have to send the paperwork in via mail and that blows. On an up note, I realized that paying with the credit card instead of direct deposit was good 'cause we'll get airline miles. Yay. Unfortunately, the fucking credit card validation site isn't working.

The suckiest part of this is that we've got about $3400 to pay, which sucks the giantest of moose balls. I know some of this is from an IRA I rolled over into a Roth in '98, but I thought we were getting enough pulled out of our taxes. Apparently not.

[Click to view comic: 'IRS = ASSRAPE']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

And your point is.... ?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I can't wait for my big fat return at the end of the year. X)

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"Archangel, Dark Angel, lend me thy light, through death's veil 'till we have Heaven in sight..."

I get to send them:

My refund.
About another 1,600.00 in back taxes.
Probably my shirt.

Bah.

"You don't even PAY taxes, they TAKE taxes. You get the check, and the money is GONE. That aint a payment, that's a jack."

- Chris Rock

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

What you need to do is get rich enough that you no longer have to pay them.

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Amen, DexX. Meet you for cocktails in Aruba in 2005.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.