I made a comic last August, that I liked, not sure if anyone else did, but recently I thought I'd make a few more.

Dick Shawn! by KajunFirefly 8-13-01

Reggie Noble - the guy who compiles the descriptions for the dictionary works on the 2002 edition: lieu - noun, in lieu (of), instead of doing something... lieutenant - noun -1. a deputy or substitute acting for a superior 2. a rank of officer in the British army, above second lieutenant and below captain. life - noun, um...... er..... the uh, the meaning..... shit, um, er, aww bastard!!!

Dick Shawn! by KajunFirefly 3-05-02

mean - adjective. unwilling to give or share money, noun. the average of a set of quantities. meander - verb, follow a winding course, wander aimlessly. meaning - noun..... the meaning ....it...means, uh, the meaning of meaning..... shit.

Dick Shawn! by KajunFirefly 3-05-02

non-rigid - adjective, not rigid, denoting an airship whose shape is maintained solely by the pressure of the gas inside. non-scientific - adjective, not involving or relating to science or scientific methods. nonsense - noun, words that make_no_sense, e.g. frapple, sqwarzo, flimpoid, arbong, jimple, phlonge, etc.

Dick Shawn! by KajunFirefly 3-05-02

floaty - adjective, light and flimsy. floc - noun, a loosely clumped mass of fine particles. floccinaucinihilipilification?? oh come on, someone's just taking the piss here!

I'm kind of hoping this will go the same way as the "Maternal Clock" thread, which I thought was excellent, if you think of any hilarious words that would be hard to define, then feel free to add them.

p.s. "floccinaucinihilipilification" is a real word.

---
Dad was flammable

Those are fun! Here are three more for the collection.

Dick Shawn by kaufman 3-05-02

undecagon - noun - a polygon having 11 angles and 11 sides. undecided - adj - 1. not decided or determined. 2. not having one's mind firmly made up; irresolute. undefined ...

Dick Shawn by kaufman 3-05-02

proconsul - noun - 1. a governor or military commander of a province who had consular authority. 2. any appointed administrator over a dependency or an occupied area. Procopius - noun - Greek Historian (c490-c562) procrastinate ... I'll get back to this one.

Dick Shawn : The Final Frontier by kaufman 3-05-02

Zyrian - noun - a Uralic language belonging to the Permian branch and having written documents from the 14th crntury to the present. Also called Komi. zzz -(used to represent a person snoring)

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Forgive my self-indulgence, but this has been a running gag in my household for close to eight years now. It needed to be turned into a comic. Be assured that, though you probably don't find it funny, the three of us over here are pleased to see it immortalised on this site.

Dick Shawn: A-words (redux) by DexX 3-05-02

aardvark: an animal that eats ants. It lives in South Africa. ant: an animal that gets eaten by everybody. It lives wherever it can manage to. antelope: an animal that does not eat ants, unless drunk or for a bet.

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Hey- I tried to post on this earlier but the site wouldn't let me. Anyway...

Very cool comics. My mind often wanders down the same path.

How do you define existance?
(without using websters)

There's this bunch of guys you may have heard of, who go by the label "philosophers"...

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Dick 54/\\/\/|\| by kaufman 3-06-02

thirst - adj - 1. feeling or having thirst; craving liquid. 2. needing moisture, as soil. 3. eagerly desirous; eager. 4. (informal) causing thirst. thirteen - noun - 1. a cardinal number, 10 plus 3. 2. a symbol for this number, such as 13 or XIII. 3. a set of this many persons or things. - adj - 4. amounting to 13 in number.   !   1337 - @dj - d35cri8i|\|6 th3 hax0r w|-|0 krax0r3d t4i5 l0053rz PC.

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

There's this bunch of guys you may have heard of, who go by the label "philosophers"...

Ah Kaufman, you magnificent bastard.

---
Dad was flammable

Faaaark! by DexX 3-07-02

I've finally concocted a way to make a living through my talent for unbearable puns. Really? Details, please. Well, it seems that every time I make a pun, everyone who hears it groans, "Fark!" I was thinking of turning this into a kind of funfair. I know I am going to regret asking, but what will you call it? The Pun-Fark Funpark, of course. FAAARK!

I actually made this "joke" to irritate a friend earlier this evening, and I thought it was far too "good" to miss out on SC.com immortality.

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I made this tonight, thinking it must be about the only Cowboy Physics joke not yet made...

Cowboy Fezziks by DexX 3-07-02

So I says to him, "Those rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Did he think gravitons were made by magic elves? Ha ha! What the fuck are you talking about? Without turbines you go without.

To make sure, I did a search for "fezzik", confident that I would be the proud owner of the first incidence of that word in SC.com.

It is a simple job to guess who beat me to it...

Quickies! by kaufman 12-06-01

Cowboy Plastics So I says, "Well them polymerized molecules ain't gonna bond by themselves." Ha, Ha! Cowboy Fezziks So I says, "Well them big heavy rocks ain't gonna give the masked man hard knocks." Ha, Ha! Coelentrate Physics So I says, "Well them coral reefs ain't gonna aerate by themselves." Ha, Ha!

Curse you, kaufman!!!

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Hah, nobody's done this one before!

Cowboy Fuzzics by Drexle 3-07-02

One day, on the ranch... So I says "I reckon them TOBOR serials aren't going to write themselves." Ha, Ha! Where the fuck do you come up with them?

And probably for a good reason.