Fuzzyman @ 300 by fuzzyman 3-06-02

Welcome to Fuzzyman's 300th comic! To celebrate, we'd like to show you never-before-seen panels that were cut from his greatest works! Let's go to the video tape! Cowboy Preparations So I says, "Them hemmorhoids ain't gonna stop swelling on their own!" Ha, ha! Yeah, that was worth getting to 300 for. Ass jokes! How original!

Fuzzyman @ 301 by fuzzyman 3-07-02

Welcome back to our celebration of Fuzzyman's 300th comic, where we show scenese deleted from his greatest works! Here is one from his biography of Tobor's early years, growing up on the farm in Arkansas. Young Tobor SAY, PAW... WHERE SHOULD TOBOR PUT ALL THESE EARS OF CORN? Just shove 'em into the silo through the Corn Hole, son! Ah, cerebral drama! The hallmark of quality comics. Ask for it by name!

Fuzzyman @ 302 by fuzzyman 3-07-02

Fuzzyman @ 302 Welcome back to our celebration of Fuzzyman's 300th comic, where we show never-before-seen panels from his greatest works! Here we show the demise of one of Fuzzymn's characters, "Super Britianman." The Last Days of Super Britainman Glasgow Kid, my sidekick! If you sneak up behind a Glaswgedgian and pull up his underwear, are you giving him a Glaswedgie? That's it, Super Britainman! I canna take anymore of your idle prattle! Prepare to die! The battle scene afterward is too horrible to show you. Several pints of Guinness were tipped over... It was just awful!

Fuzzyman @ 303 by fuzzyman 3-07-02

Welcome back to our celebration of Fuzzyman's 300th comic, where we show never-before-seen panels from his greatest works! Here is a scene deleted from "Mr. Happy Meets Mr. Winky -- Volume II." Been polishing your helmet lately? Paddling the pickle? Tweaking the Ewok? Clasping the asp? Jerking the Smurf? Choking the chihuahua? Definitely! Have you been strangling the mime? Tweaking the leek? Fingering the flesh fretboard? Clubbing the seal? Faking karate with Little Elvis? Wait, that wasn't a deleted scene... that was from the actual comic! I know, I just like it when people talk about masturbation.

Fuzzyman @ 304 by fuzzyman 3-07-02

Yes, well, let's finish up this retrospective of Fuzzyman's greatest hits. Okay, here is a scene that was cut from "Now It All Makes Sense!" Dammit Geordi, get me down from here! Sorry, Commander Riker! But don't worry... I'll fill in for you at your scheduled threesome with Worf and Deanna tonight. They always cut out the good parts. Do tell.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

We want 305!

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305... n ot part of that series, though. Sorry.

Cowboy Thespians by fuzzyman 3-07-02

So I says, "Those rotor turbines won't generate gravitons by themselves!" *ahem* Uhhh... Line? "Ha, ha!" *sigh* Ha, ha!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.