Hrm, Johnny? This you being funny? If you put in a comic number that doesn't exist yet, this comes up.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Hmm... that's not what I got. Must be the database wants you dead for some reason.

G

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

That's just some quick error message I put in. At least I didn't swear in that one. I seem to recall lots of them being full of profanities.

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I'd like to see the others.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I should start watching out for psychotic databases.

All your database are bel-
skip it.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I tend to swear a lot when I'm programming for no real reason. I start to talk like a Jerkcity character. I have a lot of pent-up aggression. So error messages are either short like "Die 1", "Die 2", etc, or they're "YOU FUCKING FUCKER STOP SLUTTING AROUND AND ACT NORMAL OR CHOKE UPON COCK AFTER COCK UNTIL YOU DIE!!!11111" etc.

That's also going to be the title of my autobiography, by the way.

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