Tech Fu: Unbearable pain? Just run away with MORPHINE! by djsparkydog 3-14-02

We've replaced sparky's morning coffee with a Morphine... let's see if he notices! uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..... blaaaaaarggg..... Morphine... It's better than Folgers!(Morphine has been proven to cause nausea, death, dyslexia, constipation, homosexuality, heterosexuality, and back acne in lab rats and Viet Nam vetrans) *drool*

Cops just LOVE a sense of humor by djsparkydog 1-26-02

Smooth talker... .... Damn it feels good to be a gangster... Sparky talks his way out of a ticket... .... Muggs in a funk fest someone's talkin junk and right into a holding cell. Do you really expect me to believe you're sober enough to drive? I AM THE MOTHER FUCKING LIZARD KING!

Tech Fu - Fear the Fist AND the Cigarette by djsparkydog 1-26-02

We've dropped a whole sheet of acid into Sparky's coffee... let's see if he notices... Aaaaaahhh... time for the hourly smoke... sweet nicotiney goodness... Smoke me and I kill your entire extended family with my Rapid Fire Shiny Disco Ball Cannon(tm). Yup... he noticed. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

NOT Tech Fu: I'm gonna sing the doom song now! by djsparkydog 1-30-02

Doom Doom Doom... Doom Doom Doom... Doomy Doomy Doom! Shhh! Doom Doom Doom Okay all Done!

CC 102: POE by djsparkydog 2-27-02

And now Mastercheese Theater Presents: Egar Allen Poe Once upon a midnight dreary, as I pondered weak an... Hi Eddie. Lenore? Yup. There was a bird outside. So I killed it and we're having barbeque raven wings for dinner. If you're wondering about the whirling noise, that's my lierature teacher spinning in his grave. Well... nothin spells lovin like your thirteen year old cousin. I'll get the absinthe. Hey what are you doing here? I came down with the pox and decided not to go to the ball.

[Click to view comic: 'NOT TECH FU: Pop culture']
[Click to view comic: 'Tech Fu: I like Chai better']

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!

*laugh* Great work! :)

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thank you... one of my friends was browsing my stuff and said:
"You know half of these involve drugs, liquor or something you would do high or drunk"

I then realized I'm a repressed addict without a habit...

So I went out and bought some crack immediately, and now it's all better and everything in my house smells like burning plastic and pencil shavings.

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!

...but if it makes you feel complete, these minor drawbacks are all worthwhile, right?

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I really like the Tech Fu comics! Something I plan on stealing at some point.

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Dad was flammable

I like the doom song.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

heh... thank you... I'm all a flutter. And Kajun feel free to steal... or borrow... or pay me large sums of money. I could definitely use some of that.

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!