Yes.

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CC108: Don't Worry, Be Happy by fpd 3-24-02

Bok bok bok bok My life sucks, because I don't have a girlfriend. Hey chum, don't be a schmuck. Get a mail-order bride. Aren't you supposed to be older? Older? No, I don't think so. I am your mail-order daughter. I am so happy you brought me to America to live with you. I can't do anything right, can I? There's only one thing left to do. You're right. So don't try to kill yourself. You'd just botch it up.

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California dreaming by andydougan 3-24-02

There was tragedy tonight at the Academy Awards ceremony after a volcano erupted beneath the Kodak Theater. Bizarrely, this coincided with terrorists releasing chlorine gas into the air vents, the roof caving in and a meteorite striking the building. Jennie Bond is on the scene. Corpses were found with their faces still contorted into sobs of anguish. Despite the devastation, it's believed it took most of the victims many hours to die... Andy! * POP! * Andy! Wake up! Russell Crowe's just won several Oscars and is reciting a poem! Sigh...the good dreams are always the cruellest.

The saga continues ... and thankfully concludes.

Depth-Challeged Hal, part 3 by Namgubed 3-23-02

Maury finds out how to snap Hal out of it ... Your hypnotic illusion is ruining my friend's life! Oh, well. If you say so ... By the way, my name's Tony. Meanwhile, at the restaurant ... Hal Larson, table for two. This way, please. **Ring-a-ling-a-ding!** I really appreciate all your kindness. Most other guys won't even give me the time of day! Hold on, I think there's a phone call for me.

Depth-Challenged Hal, part 4 by Namgubed 3-24-02

Phone call for me? Yes, Mr. Larson. It's your friend, Maury. By the way, "challenged" is spelled with an "n". Depth-Challenged Hal wants a gal! ** KER-TRANS-FORM! ** DECEPTICONCIERGE!! What the hell are you talking about?

Depth-Challenged Hal, part 5 by Namgubed 3-24-02

What's taking Hal so long with that phone call? He's been acting awfully strange lately ... ** KER-TRANS-FORM! ** DECEPTICONSORTS!! Now where is Hal running off to? Now where did Rosemary run off to? Meanwhile ... So how did you score that hot nurse babe? I have lots & lots of money!

Depth-Challenged Hal, part 6 by Namgubed 3-24-02

I still love you despite your appearance, Rosemary. You see, I've learned something today: real beauty is on the inside. I'm glad to hear you say that, Hal. It's just too bad we can't have any children. ** rimshot ** Why not? Haven't you heard the song, "Male Chauvinist Pig and Elephant DNA Just Won't Splice" by Loverboy? We hope you enjoyed "Snowball's Chance in Hell Oscar Nominee Theater" and please take note that this is the only background used twice in this series. You suck!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Not an entry.

A hell of a town by andydougan 3-24-02

Welcome to the 74th Annual Academy Awards, live from a bombed-out ruin in Kandahar. After the terrible events here of last November, we luvvies asked ourselves: "How much should we be paid?" The answer was obvious. MORE THAN EVER. Now here's a montage of films set in Kandahar over the years.

... award for Best Not-quite Compliant entry goes to andydougan. Now the award for Best Compliant Entry. The nominees are:

[list][*]Big Evil Dan, for And the Award Goes To...
[*]Blew Crabs for O Bottle, where Art Thou?
[*]fpd, for You Can't Sleep with a Spectre
[*]israphael, for Stripcreator (the movie)
[*]Kevin Keegans Perm, for Billy Crystal > *[/list]

And the winner is ...

CC 108 - Billy Crystal > * by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 3-21-02

*sob* And id like to thank my manicurist , my pedicurist , my dog , the man who i buy my morning paper from , and Imelda Marcos for inspiring me to buy lots of shoes. Thank you Gwyneth. And now , the moment youve all been waiting for ..... *BRAAAAAAAPPPPP* Well , so much for me farting the national anthem. Heres a talentless manufactured Boy Band. Enjoy!

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Is this where we all put on fake grins and pretend to be happy for KKP?

Ha ha ha by andydougan 3-24-02

The Oscar goes to... ...Denzel! Wow! What a shock! Totally unexpected! I'd like to thank my mum, dad, sister, brother, uncle, aunt, cousin, wife, husband, son, daughter, dog, cat, budgie... ...wait, who?

Im stunned.

Actually , im way beyond stunned. Thats two wins in the space of 8 CC's.

I shall endeavour to get a set of rules up by the nights end. And if i can make them topical , hey , thats a bonus.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"