Italian-O Man #1 by Bazilla 3-23-02

This is Italian-o Man Ciao! He is trying to improve his English. Si, true is thata He decided the best way of doing this would be to vist SCland. Me very drunko!

Italian-O Man #2 by Bazilla 3-23-02

Mr. Tobor, me need help with Inglese. CALL TOBOR, TOBOR PLEASE. I KNOW VERY LITTLE ENGLISH, BUT ALL IS WORTHWHILE. NOW, REPEAT AFTER TOBOR: RAAAAAR! RAAAARIO! NO YOU IDIOT! JUST RAAAAR! I CAN'T PUT UP WITH THIS, I'M LEAVING RIGHT AFTER YOU TURN AROUND!

Italian-O Man #3 by Bazilla 3-23-02

Kajun, will lei help me inglese? No? Well, there's one line that can get you very far in StripCreator. Bazilla I fucking hate you! Bazilla, I fucking hate you! Yes! um Si, lei will get far-io!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Italian-O Man #4 by Bazilla 3-23-02

Ciao! Inglese is improving! BWAAAAK! Me no know this wordo! BWAAAAK BWAK? No, uh BWAAAAK, SI! I got it-a! What the fuck is he talking about?

Italian-O Man #5 by Bazilla 3-23-02

*gasp* It's the person I want to become! Hello, meet my friend! Hello, meet my friend! I got it! Och! Mae wee bairns! Cannae ginae monaay?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Italian-O Man #6 by Bazilla 3-23-02

I nialed teh fucking bitch rite aftor I rapped her. Che? Aaaaand cut! Sorry about that, anyway I'm a nice guy really, I'm maarried, I have two children, and tonight I'm having a romantic dinner with my wife.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Its like being in hell , and being forced to read the scripts for Friends , without the jokes.

FOR GODS SAKE BAZILLA. PLEASE STOP MAKING FUCKING COMICS!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Actually, #5 had a good joke, even if it wasn't expertly executed.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.