I've been lurking this site for a while, reading comics and forums and stuff, but I'd not made any comics up until now. So, if you read them any criticism/swooning adulation/plain abuse would be much appreciated. But especially the abuse.

Self-discovery. In a dustbin. by DMSO 3-26-02

What am I doing here, lying in a dustbin on the dirty street? Why do I spend my time just watching everyone pass me by? It's time to learn from my mistakes; time to wake up to the possibilities within myself! I'm going to become a woman!

Could be the most important decision of your life. by DMSO 3-26-02

Now, you have to understand that there is more to a sex change than a simple operation...you must go through a process of counselling, hormone treatment.... Actually Doctor, I've been having second thoughts about the whole 'woman' thing. Well, it's important that you don't rush into anything without thinking about it at great length. This could be the most important decision of your life. I want to be an elk!

Fickle, yet focused. by DMSO 3-26-02

You must realise, there's a lot more to becoming an elk than a simple operation. You have to put up with a strict dietary regime, hoof sculpting, antler implantation... Y'know Doc, I'm kind of over the whole elk thing too. I want to be a squid...or a sexless cyborg...or an angel...or have big, flappy hands... I really, /really/ want to have big, flappy hands, Doc. I'll book you in for a week on Tuesday.

Cupid Stunts. by DMSO 3-26-02

I dig the whole 'body modification' thing, but how come you decided to get big, flappy hands? That's the last thing I would've thought of. Kenny Everett, dude! Well, as long as it's all done in the best possible taste...

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

i have a big flappy penis.

good series.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I was hoping to be abusive but that series is actually quite good. The Kenny Everett reference is lost on me, though.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

hee hee
I wanna be a Squid

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!

{singing} Brother, Brother, Brother Lee Love! Brother, Brother, Brother Lee Love! {/singing}

Love them. More please.

Oh, heres your abuse: "You snivelling little worm!! How dare you befoul out forums with your pustule-ridden carcass?! Come over here and I'll spank you within an inch of your life!!!

Good enough?

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Beatings and Masturbations!... err... Greetings and Salutations...

It warms my heart to see so many newbies with quality strips.