For all of you who enjoyed my first comics, I submit my new series for your approval. And those who didn't can look anway. Please?

Fire, in its own words - Part 1. by DMSO 3-27-02

It's not easy being fire. Burning stuff is fun, it's true... ...and there are lots of cool titles that go with the job:

Fire, in its own words - Part 2 by DMSO 3-27-02

"Bright flower of Mankind"... ..."Consumer of forests"... ..."Terror of beasts"... *Squawk*! *Cluck*! *Flap*!

Fire, in its own words - Part 3 by DMSO 3-27-02

But I feel I'm missing out on so much. One Christmas, I decided to make a snowman... That ended in disaster.

Fire, in its own words - Part 4 by DMSO 3-27-02

My career also ruined my relationship with my girlfriend... How was work today? I razed an apartment block! You? I rescued ten children from a burning orphanage! With hindsight, I shouldn't have started dating a firefighter in the first place. ... ...

Fire, in its own words - Part 5 by DMSO 3-27-02

After we broke up, I spent a lot of time at the aquarium. Just knowing that it would only take a small crack in the glass, and all that water would pour over and extinguish me. I felt so...alive. Plus, I liked laughing at the fish. Ha ha! You poor bastards! Mankind harnessed me, and now he rules the Earth! Will you ever manage that? I don't bloody think so!

[Click to view comic: 'Fire, in its own words - Part 6']
[Click to view comic: 'Fire, in its own words - The Grim Finale']

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

hahahah you are one of my favorite people on this site. you kick ass.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Not bad at all... Some old gags in there, but some really good ones too. :)

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My god, this is favorites list worthy material.