I have no real reason to post these, I guess. But then again, I'm going to do it anyway. I suspect that because I haven't been able to think of any comics today, I'm posting these just to leave some sort of mark on this site to prove that, no, I am not spending my time in a productive manner.

Moo by Scyess 4-02-02

Okay, I'll help you out. Great, Jon, thanks! I've been meaning to tell this to Bova, but I want to rehearse it before I say it. It's a kind of sensitive subject, you know? Okay... well, anyway... here goes. Ready? Moo. I have absolutely no idea how to respond to that. That wasn't too harsh, was it? Too cerebral? Be honest; what do you think?

More Moo by Scyess 4-02-02

Dammit, Cowdjinn, I thought I told you to clean the toilet! Moo. What was that??? Oh, sorry. That was just cow talk for "I'll do it tomorrow." Yep. So it turns out he can't even tell the difference between "I'll do it tomorrow," and "Eat molten shit, you little twerp." Haha! What a moron.

Anyone Want Thirds of that Moo? by Scyess 4-02-02

Moo. ____________ Moo. ____________ Moo. ____________ Moo? ____________ Moo. Moo. ____________ Moo? ____________ Moo. ____________ Moo? ____________ Moo. Wait, hold on a second. What? Moo. Moo? I think he's on to us.

And, yes, the WIGUDonkey is a cow here. It's a cow in almost all my strips, and dammit, it looks like a cow more than it does a donkey!

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And, yes, the WIGUDonkey is a cow here. It's a cow in almost all my strips, and dammit, it looks like a cow more than it does a donkey!

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Why the hell are the words "Pink Donkey Wrangler" beneath my name?

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Sorry; it's my signature now. Until I can come up with a better one, you'll just have to deal with it.

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And, yes, the WIGUDonkey is a cow here. It's a cow in almost all my strips, and dammit, it looks like a cow more than it does a donkey!

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Unguearly by kaufman 4-04-02

And thanks to the search function, I've determined that I'm the only person to use the "U" word in a comic. I've done it three times. That's better than I've managed with the "L" word -- I've only worked it into two of my strips, but fear not, I won't gratuitously use it here. But I didn't say I wouldn't torpedo boorite by using HIS word here. Now where's that purple bovine? Have you finished unguleating yet? Can I use the past tense? Christ, this is only the fifteenth time you asked me in the last ten minutes. How do you expect me to unguleat when you're asking me these pointless questions?

If anyone cares, the "L" word is "lutefisk".

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Urm... Ken, you are confusing ungulates with ruminants. An ungulate is a hoofed mammal (with cloven hooves, according to Bec, but I think it includes horses) while an animal that chews a cud is a ruminant.

I only know the word ungulate because of Gary Larson. :)

Incidentally...

Three unrelated cow jokes... by DexX 1-20-01

Cows, OK? Not donkeys - COWS. Got it? *Moo!* Shit, I was just about to say that! Quick! Get the farmer! I'm about the give birth! HURRY!!! Don't have a cow, man. Hey, are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around? Why should I be? I'm a chicken.

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http://cec.wustl.edu/~bat1/animal.html

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"Of or belonging to the former order Ungulata, now divided into the orders Perissodactyla and Artiodactyla and composed of the hoofed mammals such as horses, cattle, deer, swine, and elephants."

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