andydougan
Film critic subordinaire
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I don't often post comics, so I hope you'll forgive these.
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| ...and that's why the age of criminal responsibility should be raised from eight to twelve! | |
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| Hi, I'm eleven years and eleven months old. Also, I operate genocidal death squads in Central America. | |
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| That's naughty, young lady! Don't do it again! | |
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| Or not after the next month, anyway. | |
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| Yes! Yes! Paint the ground crimson with the entrails of the myriad innocents! HAHAHAHA HEHEHEHOHOHO!!! | |
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| 'ello, 'ello, 'ello. What's all this, then? | |
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| Ha! I'm below the age of criminal responsibility! My dear officer, you could not even give me a parking ticket! | |
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| Mainly because you're too young to drive. | |
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| But if I did, who'd be able to stop me? Huh? | |
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| Little girl, you have committed crimes against humanity. If you were a month older, you'd be broken on the wheel while you screamed for death. | |
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| However, as you're below the age of criminal responsibility, we'll just wag a disapproving finger and give you a "I was brave at the war crimes tribunal" sticker. | |
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