Slowly making my way through the BtAF archives. Found this one...

Some people here would kill for one.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

...and this:

One of my pet hates, also.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

But, of course, there is always this.

I left a printout of this with more than a few people who needed it.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Bob the Angry Flower is a legend.

If I had a uterus I would have his babies.

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You would take his... uh... seed?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

The timing of this thread is uncanny. When I woke up this morning (OK, this afternoon), my wife informed me that she went to the Bob the Angry Flower web site and ordered us each a "Bob's Quick Guide to the Apostrophe, You Morons" t-shirt.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Absolutely! I'd go willingly to his flowerbed and let him root me. Of course, he'd probably just up and leave afterward... I can just imagine him now, charging out of there, petal to the metal...

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You are all a bunch of fucking pedantic moron's.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Your just begging for there wrath, are'nt you?

(Oof. That was painful to type.)

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

The was so very... kaufmanesque of you.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

The was so very... kaufmanesque of you.

Haw haw puns' are funny.

FREEZE JEFF K

"Frank the Filthy Flower" was around for ages in a UK comic called "Zit" before Bob The Angry Flower Showed up online (unless hes been around for a while in comics or newspapers). The only difference was Frank would say nothing for the entire strip , then shout obscenities for 3 or 4 frames at someone , usually an old woman , causing them to run away screaming , or hit him.

always amusing.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Ah, Zit, with such loveable characters as "The Man Who Collects Eyeballs" and "Billy No Mates", the creation which caused thousands of lonely British children to contemplate suicide.

Actually, I just flicked through a Zit annual that I never knew I had and found an excellent comic called "Crap Alan" the blurb reads:

"Young cartoon boy Alan Brown was unfortunate to be born with no interesting comedy features, with Crap Alan pranks and japes-a-plenty are never around the corner!"

Basically a bunch of over-used comic book scenarios are played out in which Alan does nothing...

well, I laughed.

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Dad was flammable