Actually, I'm not, I thought we were supposed to lie in the thread titles these days, "I'm leaving", "I'm REALLY leaving" etc etc.

Actually, I'm hoping that those of you with nothing better to do can give me a hand. For a crappy not-really-important College essay, I've to review a really crappy website and basically say what the hell is wrong with it.

I was hoping that those of you who surf endlessly for links to put in the "Tattoo Barbie" thread could maybe do my dirty work for me, what with me being a lazy bastard and everything.

So, links to crappy websites, you have 12 hours, GO!

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Dad was flammable

Crappy design, or just crappy because it's full of crap?

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

Youll have a hard time topping this one: http://www.remnantofgod.org/

The guy has some talent, but he does far too much on every page.

...oh, and he's a certifiable paranoid schizophrenic, but that's another story.

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Dear God DexX, that truly is a crappy site.

Yeah Desc, I'm looking for crappy design.

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Dad was flammable

Time Cube

Comics who do not teach Time Cube are Evil Bastards. In Time Cube there are 4 simultaneous worlds with 4 simultaneous Stripcreators. You are evil bastards.

Damn that site is funny.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

To stand out against what everyone believes in, you sure do have to be bold.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Have you checked out www.websitesthatsuck.com?

Not only does he point out bad web sites, but his site design pretty much blows, anyway.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Wow, I just visited there and the current site is a vast improvement over it's former self. Ah, well.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

they don't come much crappier than this.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Blech. Is it oppresively hot where any of the rest of you are? I'm getting ready to keel over dead.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

If you hate spring heat, then you'll love the northwest...I had to wear my leather jacket today. By 7:30 pm, there was wind chill.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Here's a Canadian Stereotype coming true!
It's snowing right now.
Insane!

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http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/

http://www.stripcreator.com

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Batman created by Bob Kane

omg... I struck gold

http://hometown.aol.com/rachygirl24/myhomepageprofile.html

quote:

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omg... I struck gold

http://hometown.aol.com/rachygirl24/myhomepageprofile.html

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omg... I struck gold

http://hometown.aol.com/rachygirl24/myhomepageprofile.html

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My god, it buuuuuurrrrrnnnsss!

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http://www.mars.com

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

http://www.geocities.com/bazboy666/Bazillapage.html
Bazilla, what were you thinking?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Dear Christ, that's a whole new can of whoop ass.

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Dad was flammable

I'm more concerned with his Top 72 songs than the site... The Carpenters???

Sorry

I'm more concerned with his Top 72 songs than the site... The Carpenters???

Should a kid his age be listening to Brittany Spears or N'Sync and playing with Pokemon?

One more site...

http://www.geocities.com/pschyeoverantanddec/aboutme.html

yet another jessica kent.

Record temperatures of 95 or so for the past two days, and my building managers won't turn on the air conditioning until May 1st, because as everyone knows, it doesn't get hot until May 1st.

I want to be where Lara7 is, and not just so I can...

bah, it's too hot even for dumb sex jokes.

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