This is the sequal to my previous "When two stories collide", though the differences being my characters already know each other, and I'm doing one persons story before the others (instead of alternative). So, two gays, 1 works in a supermarket, the other is a vicar, I hope no-one's offended, let's begin.

Vik's Day 1 by Bazilla 4-23-02

Well, I'm going to work, will you want anything darling? I think we're out of coffee, babes! Oh splendid honey! Could you iron my shirt when I'm gone? With pleasure! I think I would lose my head without him.

Vik's Day 2 by Bazilla 4-23-02

*ironing* Relight my fire! Your love is my only desi....ahhhhh! Oh no! You evil, evil man! What are you doing!? Wait a minute! Tobor?

Vik's Day 3 by Bazilla 4-23-02

Oh gosh! Where am I? You're here to do us a favour! I don't like your shoes one bit! That doesn't matter! Someone call the fashion police! Nee naw nee naw. Oh Christ!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Vik's day 4 by Bazilla 4-23-02

No, don't use blasphemy! You silly goose! Oh god, do I have to have my sins forgiven or something? You done it again! Wow, forgiving sins is pretty easy. No! You used the lord's name in vain! Can I not say crap either?

Vik's day 5 by Bazilla 4-23-02

Forgive me father, I have not done this sort of thing before. That's ok, God will forgive you. I have sinned, I used the lo.. Hey wait a minute! I'm supposed to be threatining you! Right anyway, we need you to do this favour. Oh, and I'm not overkeen on your shirt either, you buys your wardrobe?

Vik's day 6 by Bazilla 4-23-02

You want me to blow down Safeway!? No, blow *up* safeway. But my lover works there! Listen, there's plenty of other girls for you. But I'm gay! You are!?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Vik's day 7 by Bazilla 4-24-02

I can't do it, what will God thi... I knew I should've locked that door.

Vik's day 8 by Bazilla 4-24-02

In local news, someone has blown up Safeway. Oh no, Joshua please be all right. Many are thought to of died, but this man escaped. All I know is that, the shop blew up, and I don't know how.

That was Vik's day, but what happened to Joshua? And who blew up Safeway? Will we reveal the answer? Will anyone care?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Joshua's story 1 by Bazilla 4-24-02

Well, I'm going to work, will you want anything darling? I think we're out of coffee babes! Could you iron my shirt when I'm gone? With pleasure! What he doesn't know is that I'm going to be blowing up work MWHAHAHA! I think I would lose my head..

And from that you can guess what happened, because I can't plain be bothered.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I know for a fact that I don't.

quote:

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"Forgive me father, I have not done this sort of thing before."

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blow up safeway?
im getting ideas here.

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