What the fuck is Gates doing with his hand?

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

He has a rare disease called Septalactyly which gives him 7 fingers to a hand.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Once Bill Gates masters the "sign of the devil" he will rule the world of Metal with an iron fist!

You never seen a rich geek flickin boogers at a cameraman before?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

- [high pitched squeak] "Yo yo yo! I be da Evil Bee Gee!" [/high pitched squeak]

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Wait...

THAT'S BILL GATES??

Then who's this guy?:

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Dad was flammable

Bill gates shapes his fingers like his favorite pokemon.

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

Gates r0xx0rz j00!!!!1

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What others say about boorite!

what?

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EAT MORE PORN!

What what?

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What others say about boorite!

"...then you boot up your computer, and make this sign, warding off the evil eye, and Windows loads. Hopefully, it will ward off evil effectively, and all will be well. ...and that's how Plug & Play works!"

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"Sorry, Mr. Spock, your salute does not comply with Windows standards. You'll have to do it like this."

[Task Manager]
- Walk
- Squint
- Internet Explorer
- Left Hand (not responding)
- Breathe
- Digest
- Flatulence
- Defend Monopolistic Practices
- Make $$$$
- Think About That Bridge Hand From Last Night

Mr. Gates' last thought was that maybe he shouldn't have put on the Blue Suit of Death.

"It looks like you are trying to break up my company. How may I hinder you?"

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Pure gold, Ken. *laugh*

- Bill tries to count on one hand just how many continents he can afford to buy. Obviously one hand is insufficient.

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Physics Gone Awry by dammit_jim 4-24-02

I told him them damn rotor turbines don't generate gravitons by themselves.

I like... can we keep this one?

Feelin' lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Sure. Have fun.

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EAT MORE PORN!

"I'm wearing a Slayer shirt underneath my dress shirt"

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

I'm wearing a dress under my slayer shirt.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Pull my finger...