Thought this might be a zany source of wacky antics.

Comix help: http://libpc22.lib.umbc.edu/proverbs.php3 by boorite 4-11-01

Even the goats will jump on a slanted tree. Kill the chicken to frighten the monkey. Do not try to cook the goat's young in the goat's milk. The weasel comes to say "Happy New Year!" to the chickens. Say, what do all these nutty proverbs mean? Beats me, but you can search thousands of 'em at http://libpc22.lib.umbc.edu/proverbs.php3

That's

http://libpc22.lib.umbc.edu/proverbs.php3

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What others say about boorite!

Proverbs de la spoo by fishoutofbeer 4-11-01

Sally Rants Awhile Death always comes too early or too late. Hey, you said it happened to lots of guys! Adversity comes with instruction in his hand. Well, if you'd put out once in awhile, ya little snit! As my momma always says, calling the devil is not the same as seeing him come. I'll say!

Proverbs for a swollen member by fishoutofbeer 4-11-01

Jamie speaks out He comes with incense in one hand, in the other a spear. Send him my way! A good bone does not always come to a good dog. I gotta get some sleep soon. Care to thwart your own proverb? He that always thinks it is too soon is sure to come too late. C'mon baby, my balls are turnin' blue here!

Dare I risk the wrath of johnnysukko and say it?

These are FUNNY.

I shall now jump on my own bandwagon.

Proverbz #whatever by boorite 4-11-01

Hey up there! Get this line a-movin'! Yeah, no crowd ever waited at the gates of patience. The secret of patience is doing something else in the meantime. Oh boy, I'm next! And he who gives when he is asked has waited too long. And all lay loads on a willing horse.

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Wisdom Abounds by gabe_billings 4-11-01

Fish and guests stink after three days. But a pile of poop starts to reek right away. Was that a proverb? No, just a warning for you before you head into your bathroom.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

HA!

You nearly made pudding shoot out my nose with that one, Gabe...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

quote:

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HA!

You nearly made pudding shoot out my nose with that one, Gabe...

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I don't know if any of you saw these, but if ever there was an audience who could appreciate them, you guys are it. These originally appeared on rotten.com some time ago, and have since been yanked due to lawyer involvment (http://www.rotten.com/legal/ - fifth from the top)

I yanked them off of someone's site and have had them since. They still crack me up.

Let's hope Scott Adam's lawyers don't find me. The people who do Brenda Starr haven't tracked me down, so let's keep our finger's crossed.

http://www.woodenbadger.com/lowpass/funny.htm

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

It's probably not actually paved with donkey-doo. I mean.... I don't anybody thinking I'm trying to be an elitist fuck.

Love,

bunner

*snicker*

:- )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.