Star Wars / McDonalds 1 by Bazilla 4-27-02

What the fuck do you want Yoda? Your fathers defiance I sense in you, you must unlearn what you have learned. Bad marketing, terrible burgers, coke imitations, The Burger King side of the Force are they. A Big Mac, I will have, but three times as big as it was. That's impossible, that's too big! Size matters not. Judge me by my size do you?

Star Wars / McDonalds 2 by Bazilla 4-27-02

I don't believe it! How did you...? That is why you fail. I'll have a Big Mac meal, with large fries. Oh crap, I messed up the order, what the fuck do I do now? I suggest you do it again, but this time, let go of your conscious self, and act on instinct.

Star Wars / McDonalds 3 by Bazilla 4-27-02

But without your order I can't possibly know how to serve you. My order can decieve you, don't trust it. 1 minute later. You're right, I could actually tell what you wanted. Congratulations. You've taken a large step into the McDonalds world. But it could've been luck. In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Damn, I knew I had forgotten something! WcRonalds! Does anyone remember me talking about WcRonalds months and months ago? I was going to make a Donald WcRonald character, a WcRonalds restaurant background, and maybe even some parody characters of Hamburglar and Grimace (Bumburglar, anyone?).

I must do them some time...

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I don't remember (maybe I wasn't here?), though I agree you should do them.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I remember that, I'm sure it was in the "Who else wants a forum users character?" thread over in GD, it's quite old though.

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Dad was flammable