kramer_vs_kramer
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| Okay, bitch, here's the deal. You suck my dick, and I'll magic you up a nice fucking ironing board and a new washing machine. Got it? | |
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| No way, I'm not having any of your lame boy parts in my mouth. Tither. | |
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| Tither? I'll fucking give you tither, bitch! I'll make you tither so hard you'll never want to fucking tither again because you're so fucking tithered out. | |
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| Wait a sec. What the fuck is 'tither'? | |
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| Damned if I know. Tee hee! | |
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| Okay, Andy, that bitch wants a fucking tither, I'll give her one. Now someone says you know what it means. Spill the fucking beans, matey! | |
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| Well, a tithe is an ancient form of taxation, so I'm guessing a tither is someone who either pays or collects said tax. | |
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| So this girl wants me to collect a tax from her? You'd better not be bullshitting me, Dougan, or I'm sending you back to the Dimension of Infinite Crowes. | |
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| I swear on my maw's life! | |
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| Speaking of your maw, am I still on for tomorrow? | |
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| Yep, 11.15, right after One Armed Hobo Jake. | |
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| Okay, Barky. I'm going to turn you into a medieval tax collector, and you're going to go downtown and kick that little bitch's ass. | |
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| Yeah. She asked for a fucking tither, so she'll get a fucking tither. | |
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| Roinks, Raggy! Ricking rarse? Rat's rong! | |
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| I'll get away with it too, as long as there's no meddling kids. | |
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| Look, I'm just about to turn my dog into a tax collector. Who the fuck are you, and what do you want? | |
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| I'm a meddling kid, and I've come to stop you! | |
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| I wonder why nobody else ever thought of that? | |
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| Okay, here goes. One tither coming up. Zoinks-a-frumble! | |
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| Hold on, you don't look much like a tax collector. | |
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| No. I'm Britney Spears, and for some reason I have a strange urge to worship you as my lord and master, and please you in any way you so desire. | |
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| But do you know what a tither is? | |
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| Is it a new sexual position? I'd love to find out! | |
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[Click to view comic: 'Tither - Part 6']
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