Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That
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| Yo. Whazzup. Its Neal here , and im bringing it to ya straight from the hood. Boo-yah. | |
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| Yeh Brother. You tell them boys out there in SC Land what its all about. | |
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| Woah. Hold up a minute. Did you just call me "Brother" ? | |
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| Yeh homie. We kickin this shiz-nit straight from the O-town. | |
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| Lemme give you a little insight into Genetics "Homey". Im black , youre white. My Brother is Martin Luther King. Yours is Adolf Hitler. Comprende? | |
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| Shit negro , why you be trippin on me like that? I know my bloods and yo bloods. Be cool Homie G. | |
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| Ok. Let me explain to you the concept of "Racism" in modern america. Ill talk slow , so a cracker like you can understand me. | |
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| I can call my black friends "Nigga" , ok. That is "Not Racist" | |
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| However , should anyone else use the word , theyre a racist , and require to be strung up by the testicles and forced to watch Lethal Weapon 4 over and over , k? | |
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| Preachin to the converted here Bro. Take it to the bridge. | |
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| Now , as a white man , you are limited in the terms with which you can address me. Firstly , i cannot be called "Nigger , Negro , Coon , Blackie or Bush Baby" , ok? | |
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| However , i can happily call you "Whitey , Cracka , Wigga , Shithead" and "Oppressor of my people" | |
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| Im black , youre not. Youd be amazed at how much i can get away with by playing the race card. | |
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| Goddamn you Johnnie Cochrane. | |
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| So , lets Recap. Im Black. Youre White. Youre Wrong , Im Right. | |
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| Ok , Ok , So when do i get to mention that all black people are crack cocaine addicts living on Welfare. | |
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| You havent listened to a goddamn word i said , have you. | |
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| This would have been so much easier if youd just let me call you Brother. | |
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--- "Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"
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