A couple of years ago, I quipped to one of my friends who works in a bookstore about how long it would take for this book to be released...

That is brilliant. *applause*

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Reminds me of those signs in New York:

LEARN ENGLISH NOW!

Bravo!

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Thank you very much. I figured this was probably the only idiot's book that hasn't been written yet. I think it would sell like mad, personally.

Well Done Drexle!

Yeah, I'll be making a character out of this one.

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I'm going to do like in the RMDC forum, and declare this the official thread where I post my photo-editing stuff.

Here's how I think Microsoft should have marketed the XBox... (Warning -- Titties ahead)

As you can see, I still have a little bit of evil_d's videogame contest running in my brain.

And since that last one got such a rousing reception, here's another one... soft core, and no nudity this time.

I like them both. I've already downloaded the first, masturbated to her, called her a dirty whore, deleted her off my computer, and wept.

Here's a game screen of Oni that hasn't been tampered with at all. If you made her do a side roll while shooting the machine gun, it was possible to make her shoot herself in the head briefly. Oni Suicide.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I would shoot her in the head briefly...

With cum, not bullets.