New Guy by wirthling 4-30-02

Hi. You're new around here, aren't you? My name's Jon. What's yours? Nggggghhhhh! Thank fuck that's over with.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I should note that "Thank fuck that's over with" is a quote from Kajun. I just thought it seemed an apt conclusion to the strip, so I borrowed the phrase.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

2 horses by Bazilla 4-30-02

Wait a minute! You're a horse! And....? I'm a horse! I can't have competition! I thought you were a donkey? Well, yeah, but I'm a horse as well! Now I can only be used for donkey sodomy!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I give you comic 67666

....... by Bazilla 4-30-02

BOO!

Sorry.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Welcome to hell. by Geniu$ 4-30-02

so, we finally made it to the comics, here we are, available to be used as the punchline to some low brow humour. yeah. I suppose it's more than some people get, I mean, it's not that bad a life really, is it? tell that to horse! hey good lookin'! ah, crap.

Seems Bazilla beat me to the horse/donkey joke.

Being the stereotype stoner that I am, I have no idea when I said that, could you give me a clue?

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Dad was flammable

I can see a lot of horse/donkey serieses (serii?) being made in the near future, and I have to say these are some of the coolest characters on the site Skagg, and are we going to see any more of Butch or Gabe's?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

That was what you said right before exiting AIM after saying hi to me the other day...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

That was what you said right before exiting AIM after saying hi to me the other day...

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Dad was flammable

Let's get the obvious one out of the way, shall we?

Untitled by TheElPaso 4-30-02

Moh!

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

New Characters by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-30-02

So , you must be Asian Girl 2. My Names Pablo , im new on this block. And i have five dollars. Lets Party!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Presidential inauguration, 2008 by andydougan 4-30-02

Ladies and gentlemen...the new President of the United States! My fellow Americans - corporation tax is too high and we don't spend enough on defence... I'd feel like my intelligence was being insulted, but the other guy was even worse.

So Andy beat me to it. You're still getting this one.

Meet the New Boss, Same as the Old Boss by kaufman 4-30-02

Ladies and gentlemen: The President of the United States This cowboy getup is a lie. I'm more of a preppie city slicker cowboy wannabe ... This may be more honest, but the double-yew joke only goes so far. No, I need something new that will reflect the deeper, real me. Ta da! What do you all think? Great! So in 2000 we traded a dick in the mouth for a hand up the ass.

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It's not an Adventure by kaufman 4-30-02

Hey mister, want a hand job? Well, sure. How much? I pay YOU five dollars. Just bend over and we'll get started. Great! And fit it on, and perfect. Now just hold that position for eight hours till the next shift arrives.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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Batman created by Bob Kane

An Extremely Useful Comic by wirthling 5-01-02

ass

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

The Worst Pun in History by DexX 5-01-02

I don't get it, GardenBot 9000... Most of my herb garden is doing really well... But...? Well, the basil is doing just fine, and the rosemary is flourishing. The thyme, though... it just keeps wilting! What are you using to water your garden? Beer, of course! Oh, that explains it. Didn't you know that beer makes thyme die?

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Bloody hell... You know, I only just noticed that I never coloured in Kajun's sporran... Damn!

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Superman by kaufman 5-01-02

I'm sorry about the bleach, Superman; I'll sew you another uniform tonight. That's Ok, Lois, but now duty calls. Someone's drinking in public. Up, up and away! Great Scot!

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Comic 300: The New Guy by KajunFirefly 5-01-02

Hey there, I'm Kajun Firefly, I'm new around here! what? I'M Kajun, I've been here nearly a year, fuck off out of it! but you're name's Gabe, you were just playing the part of me, now I'm here, you can go about your business. well, I think this is a pile of shit, I didn't even get a fucking warning. I can't wait to score with all the chicks here. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ..................... ass!

Sadly, this comic will herald the untimely death of Geniu$...

unless...

Hey DexX, want to draw characters for all my alter-egos? ;-)

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Dad was flammable

I'm feeling uncreative lately... thank god for the new characters.

This should probably be in the Crappy Comics thread. It's a classic case of the title wagging the strip.

Pop-Tartans by kaufman 5-01-02

What do Scotsmen wear under their kilts? I don't know, but I know how we can find out. Put one in the toaster, and when he springs up, catch a peek. ... Sproing! Now we know!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Uh, no. That would be "a kilt".

Again, no. That would be "the English".

Get your facts right, matey.

oops.

tartan is the design, kilt is the dress, british are the british, english are the... ?

I hope I don't screw this up too badly.

England, Scotland, and Wales are three nations that coexist on one island, called Great Britain. Technically, the English, Scots, and Welsh are all British. The United Kingdom includes Great Britain, Northern Ireland, and a few smaller islands.

What separates England from Scotland and England from Wales is mainly geography and partly culture.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."