(in case the cut and paste I just did comes out as text rather than the comic :P I hit preview and it apparently didn't work, but am going to try anyway, because I'm a loser :P )
Comic Contest 22: Missing the Obviousby balan
Some dark alley way in New York...
That was the best. man. I had no idea it could be like that. Wish my girlfriend would do that.
You've been in this alley almost every night for weeks. Don't you think it's time you dropped the "girlfriend" bull****?
What do you mean "bull****"? I ain't gay or nothing.
Four nights a week, you're in a dark alley way letting complete strangers suck your ****. What the hell do you THINK that makes you?
Thank you, Captain Obvious. Here, take this .45 and just end my ****ing misery now.