Comic Contest 22: I can name that toon in one-note characters!

(I decided to change the numbering system back from Roman to Arabic so that we have more room in the comic titles.)

1. The comic below features several one-note characters from previous Low Pass comics. Each of these characters only have one defining characteristic. Use at least one of these characters or create one or more new one-note characters. You can combine two or more of these characters into one strip if you want.

2. Use any other character or props in addition to the one or more one-note characters, but you don't have to include anyone or anything else if you don't want to.

3. Use any background.

4. The winner will be chosen Monday 4/16 at midnight EDT.

Comic Contest 22: Meet the One-Note Players... by wirthling 4-12-01

Hi, I'm "Captain Obvious," and my talent is pointing out things that are completely obvious, like I did just now. I'm "Mr. Oblivious." I have no idea why they call me that. By the way, has anyone seen my hammer? My name is "Obseqious Oscar" and all I do is kiss ass. But that job's pretty easy, 'cause everybody here is super-swell! That should have been spelled "Obsequious," my boy. I'm "Dr. Pedantic" and I am obsessed with small details and correcting other people's errors. I'm "Andy Antagonist." I am here to aggravate people. If you don't like it, bite me. I'm a character that hasn't been named yet. All I can say for sure is that Gabe Billings is a turdburglar.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Here's a Captain Obvious comic...

The Really Predictable Adventures of Captain Obvious! by BigEvilDan 2-03-01

Captain Obvious bravely patrols the streets... You're Asian! Thank you Captain Obvious! You probably don't like being nailed to a cross. Good job, Captain Obvious! You...you...what the hell are you supposed to be? Bwhahaha! Your powers are useless against me, Captain Obvious! I shall defeat you...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Captain Obvious meets Mr. Oblivious...

Captain Obvious meets Mr. Oblivious... by wirthling 2-07-01

Hi, I'm Captain Obvious and you are a guy hammering a nail into his head! Who is hammering a nail into his head? You there, the stick figure guy holding a hammer who has a nail driven into his skull... Who is he talking to? Have I lost my touch? Only a complete moron would hammer a nail into his head! Ha ha! This is something I gotta see!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Here's Dr. Pedantic in action...

Nobody likes Dr. Pedantic... by wirthling 3-16-01

Hello, kids! I'm Dr. Pedantic and I'm here to talk about kidneys and bladders! Yay! Are ya ready? Well, ARE YA?! Ummmm, OK... Kidneys act as blood filters and regulate electrolyte levels. They DO NOT in fact have any effect on urine retention capacity. That would be a function of the bladder. That's, um, fascinating... So adding a 3rd kidney would not allow one to pee much longer than the average person... Uh, where'd ya go, little girl? ... *sigh* ... Nobody likes Dr. Pedantic...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

and Obsequious Oscar...

But everyone loves Obseqious Oscar by ObiJo 3-16-01

Another interesting fact about urine is that it's not harmful. You can drink it if you're ever dehydrated. Oh, really? How VERY interesting. I never knew that before. You might have just saved my life. Thank you! Also, it's yellow. Oh, really? How VERY interesting. I never knew that before. You might have just saved my life. Thank you! Oh, really? How VERY interesting. I never knew that before. You might have just saved my life. Thank you! Pretty good crowd tonight. Well, I'm out of Coke at home anyways, and my favorite color IS yellow...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Our newest one-note pal, Andy Antagonist...

(This one makes more sense if you have been following the "Ones for everybody!" discussion thread.)

Andy Antagonist says... by ObiJo 4-11-01

Elitist.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Comic Contest 22: wirthling sucks... literally by gabe_billings 4-12-01

I'm wirthling, the man-whore, and I like to choke down cocks in Time's Square for spare change. Times Square doesn't have an apostrophe, you git. And by the way, do you take Discover? Wirthling was the best lay I ever had. And that's including Ricky Martin. Wirthling is the biggest cheese dick ever to walk the Earth. And that's including Ricky Martin. I hope all you faggots can stay in one place for me to get my truck and drive back here so I can run your pansy asses down. If all you pissants are about through, I've got a twelve o'clock with wirthling's bum.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Again with the self-referential humor.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

And yet another one. This is Starting to make me wonder about myself...

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=12135

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I have to admit, the original Captian Obvious cartoon was the first comic I ever saw on LowPass that was fucking hilarious. I will always love it.

Here's my entry. I hope I win so we can get some conspiracy rumors flying.

Comic Contest 22: One-Note Characters by Scyess 4-12-01

We want to walk quickly in the other direction now, Dr. Pedantic! Yes, Captian Obvious. Let us perambulate briskly in the opposite direction in an unassuming and inconspicuous manner. Get away from me, Obsequious Oscar, or I'll lock you in a room with that guy! That's a pretty clever threat, Antagonist Andy, but if it's okay with you I'd kind of like to follow the good doctor and the captian. Much to his chagrin, none of the other one-note characters ever really warmed up to Mr. Sticks-His-Dick-in-Your-Ass-While-You're-Looking-the-Other-Direction. **sigh**

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"Old" is the old new.

Shhhhh! Ix-nay on-ay e-thay onspiracy-cay!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Yo, NeoVid! One comic per person there, bub! Which one do you want me to consider?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Falsetto Voice: I want you to consider only ObiJo's please. He's cool. From, NeoVid

Damn, just realized I still have my name marker up there. Oh well. I considered doing this one in French just to piss Scyess off.

CC22 - Noah could've saved some time by ObiJo 4-13-01

Hey, no neck, what the hell's up with those shoes? OoOo, your socks match your shirt, your shorts match your scrunchy. Big frickin wank. Never piss off Magical Maggy. I'm buying myself an axe.

And thank GOD the roman numerals are gone at last. What jackass started that anyway?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

here's my losing entry...

The 22nd Sign of Impending Doom-Contest by Jael 4-13-01

Mr. Sticks-His-Dick-in-Your-Ass-While-You're-Looking-the-Other-Direction finds a comrade in the One Note stable. Hi There! I'm Garrulous Gabe, I'm new around these parts. fresh meat..... Why thanks Dr. Pedantic! For that fine lesson in semantics. Garrulous meaning: given to prosy, rambling, or tedious loquacity: pointlessly or annoyingly talkative. Garrulous Gabe Gets A Bum Rape..um RAP! Wow, consider the daffodil...*oof* HEY! What was your name again?? You're sitting on it Gabe! Who's your daddy?

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

CC22: Three one-trick-ponies in one by boorite 4-13-01

Wow, check out the enormity of Tobor's hydraulic schlong. My dear Captain Obvious, you mean the "immensity" of Tobor's nuclear wedding tackle. "Enormity" denotes monstrous wickedness. You sure have a way of aggravating seven shades of shit out of everyone, Dr. Pedantic. Clearly. But you mean "irritating." To aggravate is to make worse. Say, what is that cacophonous clanking? Uh-oh. RAAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!

Yeah, who is the smegma-brained human mistake who put fucking Roman numerals on the contest?

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What others say about boorite!

Um... go with the first one I did. It's just that this contest is actually giving me ideas, and I usually need a head injury to get those.

Captain Obvious World Tour (pt. 1) by NeoVid 4-13-01

Captain Obvious meets the regular cast of my strips... You're going to get nervous and make yourself look like a fool! Never! I'm great at not stupiding anything say! ....Dammit. You're going to say something bitterly cynical! Thanks so much, Captain Obvious. Wait, that's not an insult to... dammit. And you're here for the humor in 'all your base are belong to us!' Yeah, sorry I'm a month late. Dammit.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Hopefully, this is the last one...

Captain Obvious World Tour (pt. 2) by NeoVid 4-13-01

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=12258

CC22: One-Note Characters Who Never Made It by DexX 4-14-01

Introducing... One-note Low Pass characters who didn't make the grade... Hello BASTARD! I am SHIT! Little Miss Tourette, and MOTHERFUCKER! would like to be COCKSPANK! your friend. FELCHER! Hey kids, I'm Marshall Dental Hygiene. Brush regularly! Did you know my name is Errol, the chicken who phrases everything as a question? Have you met my friend, Bashful Bruce? Bruce...? Bru-uce...? They here, I am the Boonerism Spird. In nase you didn't cotice, I save some hifficulty thith we ammangerent of my nonsocants. Sure, maybe the cheese _was_ green, but at least I don't own a red-arsed baboon! So says the Stupid Punchline Elephant.

A pretty weak effort, really... muchly apologisings.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Y'all are too quick to put yourself down. That was great!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=12275

CC22 - It's official, *now* nobody likes Dr. Pedantic. by evil_d 4-14-01

Maura, you can't be serious! You're leaving me? I beg you to reconsider! I've thought this through, Dr. Pedantic. I just can't take you're constant nitpicking anymore. It's over. You mean "your" -- er, wait! Don't go, Maura! I can change, I swear! Oh, woe is me... if only I could have seen this coming somehow. Hey there, Dr. Pedantic! Not one word out of you, Captain Obvious.

If I should happen to win, I may not be able to post the new contest until Tuesday evening. Just so you know.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=12441
(in case the cut and paste I just did comes out as text rather than the comic :P I hit preview and it apparently didn't work, but am going to try anyway, because I'm a loser :P )

 Comic Contest 22: Missing the Obviousby balan 
04-16-01 

Some dark alley way in New York...

That was the best. man. I had no idea it could be like that. Wish my girlfriend would do that.

              

You've been in this alley almost every night for weeks. Don't you think it's time you dropped the "girlfriend" bullshit?
             

What do you mean "bullshit"? I ain't gay or nothing.

               

Four nights a week, you're in a dark alley way letting complete strangers suck your cock. What the hell do you THINK that makes you?
              

Desperate?

               

Thank you, Captain Obvious. Here, take this .45 and just end my fucking misery now.
              

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http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=12441
(in case the cut and paste I just did comes out as text rather than the comic :P I hit preview and it apparently didn't work, but am going to try anyway, because I'm a loser :P )

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Comic Contest 22: Missing the Obvious by balan 4-16-01

Some dark alley way in New York... That was the best. man. I had no idea it could be like that. Wish my girlfriend would do that. You've been in this alley almost every night for weeks. Don't you think it's time you dropped the "girlfriend" bullshit? What do you mean "bullshit"? I ain't gay or nothing. Four nights a week, you're in a dark alley way letting complete strangers suck your cock. What the hell do you THINK that makes you? Desperate? Thank you, Captain Obvious. Here, take this .45 and just end my fucking misery now.

guess, I should have browsed the news archives before posting :P Oh well. Now if there was just a delete feature on the msg board to get rid of your own posts :P

Quick! Somebody grab the Sodomizer 5000 and set it on "stun"!

Scratch that. Set it on "maim."

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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A pretty weak effort, really... muchly apologisings.

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