Well, on Friday I will be. I'll be offline for four days straight, while I'm running events at a game convention.

Con Artist by NeoVid 5-21-02

At Kublacon, I'll demo the game for new players... I don't know all of the rules. All right! Compete in a big game... I can't possibly get two critical misses in a row... Unless it happens anyway. Well, I'm sure I can't roll lower than four... Damn! And make sickeningly obscure jokes. Face the wrath of my Troll Chieftan... Pornobunny! What the fuck are you talking about?

Now, I have to go off and gloat about all the free stuff I'll be getting.

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