It occured to me that we have only gotten the very beginning of the conversation in the Cowboy Physics story. So here is the rest of their story...

My Dinner With Andre The Cowboy - Part 1 by fuzzyman 5-25-02

So I says, "Them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

My Dinner With Andre The Cowboy - Part 2 by fuzzyman 5-25-02

What do you mean, "What the fuck are you talking about?" Just what I said. What the fuck are you talking about? Isn't it obvious? If it were obvious, would I have asked you what the fuck you're talking about? Maybe you're just stupid. What the fuck are you talking about?

My Dinner With Andre The Cowboy - Part 3 by fuzzyman 5-25-02

Look, anyone over the age of twelve undertands the simple relationship between gravitons and rotor turbines. Shut up. The waiter is here. May I take your order? Yes, I'll have the plomeek soup. I'll have the gakh on rye with a side order of Regulan blood worms. What the fuck are you talking about? Wait... is your soup fresh or replicated? Is the gagk still wriggling? I only like it if it wriggles.

My Dinner With Andre The Cowboy - Part 4 by fuzzyman 5-26-02

This is very strange plomeek soup. It looks and tastes like Campbell's chicken soup. This is very strange gagk. It looks and tastes like Spaghetti-O's. So, how are your Regulan blood worms? I'd say they're Beef-a-Roni-ish.

My Dinner With Andre The Cowboy - Part 5 by fuzzyman 5-26-02

So, power is fed into a hollow cylinder of anicum titanide, where a rotor of thoronium arkenide is suspended in chrylon gas. Okay, I got that part. The rotor generates a graviton field in the Enterprise that simulates the gravitational pull of a M-Class planet. What if Counsellor Troi stood inside the rotor turbine? Would everyone be attracted to her? Well, yes. But especially Riker and Worf. Naturally.

[Click to view comic: 'My Dinner With Andre The Cowboy - Part 6']

To be continued...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I love character development, I feel I know those beloved cowboys better now.

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Dad was flammable

My Dinner With Andre The Cowboy - Part 7 by fuzzyman 5-26-02

Well, that restaurant sucked. It certainly did! Ah, it's nice to be outside again! Back in the fresh air and open spaces! The sky... it's so big! I'm so scared! Clem! Are you okay? Hold me, Andre.

My Dinner With Andre The Cowboy - Part 8 by fuzzyman 5-26-02

Is that better, Clem? Yes, thank you! Where are we? We're in an abandoned warehouse. So what is your problem? Well, I'm agoraphobic. You're afriad of bunnies? No, that would mean I'm angoraphobic. Keep up with me here, Andre.

My Dinner With Andre The Cowboy - Part 9 by fuzzyman 5-26-02

All right, explain it to me again. I'm agoraphobic. Which means...? I'm afraid of open spaces. It makes me feel all jittery and exposed. How can you function as a cowboy and yet be afraid of open spaces? It's isn't easy, Andre. I've never felt at home on the range.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

This is great stuff! Just one thing, though...

Shouldn't these cowboys be saying "ain't" instead of "isn't?"

Probably. For some reason their voices don't sound like that in my head. The voices... they won't stop... they just won't stop... *sob*

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

My Dinner With Andre The Cowboy - Part 10 by fuzzyman 5-26-02

So what are we going to do with you, Clem? Well Andre, if we wait until dark my agoraphobia won't be so bad... we can leave then. Well, what do we do in the meantime? I don't know... I'm pretty bored. I know! Let's change places! Andre? Hello? Clem? CLEM!!! Where are you? I can't see you!

My Dinner With Andre The Cowboy - Part 11 by fuzzyman 5-26-02

Okay, Andre... just stay where you are. I'm going to try something. Okay. One... two... three.... AAIIIEEE!!!! What? What is it? It's hard to describe. It's like another side of me has been exposed. Clem, you still have your clothes on, right?

My Dinner With Andre The Cowboy - Part 12 by fuzzyman 5-26-02

Okay, Andre, now it's your turn. Are you sure I should do this, Clem? Trust me. On the count of three... One... Two... Three!!! AAAIIEEEEE!!!! What is it? I never realized until now just how stunningly handsome you are.

To be continued...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

My Dinner With Andre The Cowboy - Part 13 by fuzzyman 5-26-02

Ha, ha! So I says, "Them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" What the f-- Give it up, Clem. It just won't work like this.

My Dinner With Andre The Cowboy - Part 14 by fuzzyman 5-26-02

I guess we'd better get back to our old spots, Andre. Okay, Clem. One... Two... Three! You there, Clem? Yeah, Andre! I'm going to turn around now... Tell me when it's my turn, Clem. Just as soon as I'm done admiring your fine white ass, my old friend!

My Dinner With Andre The Cowboy - Part 15 by fuzzyman 5-26-02

Clem! You were checking me out, weren't you? What? No! Admit it! I caught you red handed! Nonsense! I was just checking you for saddle sores! Oh... ummm. Sorry. It just seemed like you were-- I'd be happy to rub some saddle sore cream on your butt if you need me to.

To be continued...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.