Did this for a recent photoshopping contest. Thought it might be fun for captioning...

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"I did not have sexual relations with th... that... OW! Yeah! Oh, you KNOW I'm your bitch!"

President Bush's new Home Security Policy took a slight popularity dip today when, as he explained the latest wave of freedom-restricting security measures to be enacted, he was buttslammed by a pack of monkeys.

"No, the other pocket! Feel what's in the OTHER pocket!"

"About this tall, why? He's... He's behind me? Nah, come on! Quit fucking around!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Whilst Banobo monkeys are known to use Sex as a form of greeting , it appeared that , after all those years in Civilisation , Dubbya had forgotten how to greet his brothers.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

"Junior! Put that down! You don't know where it's been!"

"Awww, but it's so cute! Look, mum, look! It's looks just like one of us, but a bit dumber!"

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- In spite of the fact that he was in full sight of the zoo-going public, George's accidental incarceration inside the monkey enclosure was not discovered for nearly a week.

- The cover illustration for Curious George Takes a Campaign Contribution.

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"Get your hands of me you damn dirty ape!"

Or

"Son! Get your hands off that damn dirty human!"

A planet where apes evolved from politicians?

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BABOON SPOONS PRESIDENT
activity continues amid protests

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What others say about boorite!

Former President Clinton meets with the current president. Problems arise when the former president tries to collect some debts from an old poker game.

And so another assassination attempt set up by the Democratic party fails when the mutant monkey fogets about kiling the president and instead decides to play "hide the keys".

The police department in Washington is getting easier and easier to get into.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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In the special corner of hell reserved for politicians, there is no Republican or Democrat. Just giant monkeys and body-cavity searches.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

"I love you too, Jeb."

What?!? THE HELL!?!
I HAVE A DOPPLEGANGER!!! OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!
CRAP!!!
AAAAUGGGHHHHH!

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At the Middle east peace conference, President Bush was forced to undergo a weapons check from Palestinian Security.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Yay Nastypopes back

NastyPope!

Please, please, stick around. There's not many science people here, so I haven't had a chance to use my 3 laws of motion jokes, Euclidian geometry punchlines, or wave function allusions.

Help me, NastyPope. You're my only hope.

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NastyPope!

Please, please, stick around. There's not many science people here, so I haven't had a chance to use my 3 laws of motion jokes, Euclidian geometry punchlines, or wave function allusions.

Help me, NastyPope. You're my only hope.

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It takes two points to define a line, two lines to define a plane.

Ever read [u]Flatland[/u] by Edwin Abbot? It's a good read for anyone, but an orgasmic one for geeks like us.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Your wave function allusions always collapse when I read them.

Oh, and hey, Nasty P!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Not true - a plane can be defined by a line and a point, or three points (both of these being effectively the same). Once you have the third point, a fourth is superflous. Anyone who has ever tried to get their washing machine level can tell you that...

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