Seeing as how the world's about to end, I thought we might like a thread to say our goodbyes. This one should do nicely.

Also, I'd like to thank our government for speeding the process up.

One megadeath, two megadeaths, three megadeaths, four by andydougan 6-02-02

So let's see this trick of yours. Okay...here we go: No probs, Pakistan! We'll train your boys up to India-whoopin' standards! Praise Allah! Glad to help, India! We'll upgrade your jets to nuclear capability! Hail Shiva! Amazing! How do you do it? Years of practice, my friend.

Five megadeaths, six megadeaths, seven megadeaths, more by andydougan 6-02-02

Know any good jokes? Our ethical foreign policy? Ha ha ha! Stop! You're killing me! Join the club!