Could you please look over my crappy crap and tell me how to make it less equal to crap?

actually the second and third ones were pretty good.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

you cold start by jumping underr a semment truck

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sex

RANDOM RANDOMNESS was rather good. I smiled at least at the twist in the end. :}

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

Ha ha ha ha ha, "Random Randomness" rocks.

Here it is for those of you who missed it:

Random Randomness by ShoShingo 6-07-02

Meanwhile, in the Hall of Justice... You know what to do! Why do I always get stuck doing this? Why not get someone else? Nobody moves a tongue like you. Now shut up and do it! Like that? Oh, yeah! Tie that shoe, baby, TIE THAT SHOE!

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Dad was flammable