It all started off with ONE terrible joke

Re-union tour by rioohki 6-13-02

And now, what you've all bought tickets for... HAMMER TIME ! Yeah, Can't touch dis, it's private, yeah Scott apologises for this joke wholeheartedly. He is truely sorry for his crimes and wishes to put this all behind him.

and that provoked THIS statement

Fuck Religion too by rioohki 6-13-02

God has released this statement in regard to the last comic - My wrath will rain down on your house and drag you to the bowels of hell. Thanks - God Well I'm only the messenger, at least I'm safe, thank god. Fuck you.

and then the story really starts from here till my amazing escape.

The Writer Strikes back - bitch. by rioohki 6-13-02

Who, or what the FUCK are you? I'm Scott. I'm here with my Lawyers over this whole "Hammer Time" Business and? My lawyer is wearing a pin-striped suit, a hat, a violin case and his name is "Al" Fuck you, dress wearing hippy and just WHO did he nail to a plank of wood? I rest my case.

with Scott being ME.

it was a strange few days I'll say that.

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we're all going to heaven lads - whayyy