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Bazilla
Comic Overlord
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Inspired by the latest onslaught of Newbies:
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| Bazilla, there are too many newbies coming onto my site, and taking up bandwidth, there's only one way can we get rid of them. | |
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| Send them all to http://goatse.cx? | |
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| No! We have to convince them that this site sucks, and that too many crap comics are made. | |
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| Just make a series to make them all go away. | |
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| HA! That Obi guy r0xx0rz, anyway, I've got to make a series, what would Jesus do? | |
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| RAAAAAR! JESUS WILL SMITE THEE! | |
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| That's it! I've got to smite everyone... | |
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| And what a better way to smite than with my trusty comics! | |
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| Right, I can't abuse people, because that won't be found serious! | |
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| I can't use Tobor, because Fuzzy's better. I can't make a crappy series, because crabby does. | |
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And so Bazilla churned all his shit into a pop-tart-esque comic series.
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| I'll just put a bunch of shit together and churn out some pop-tart-esque comics. | |
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And so.....
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| Yo pops! Look what I found me! | |
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| Och! A wee saddle! Nae all wee nead is a wee donkae | |
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| (This is when ewe go get the wee donkae) | |
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| Hey! Wee donkey! Come 'ere | |
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| Are you going to ride me? | |
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| Aye! Me pops wants you for the saddle! | |
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[Click to view comic: 'Wee Donkae 3']
[Click to view comic: 'Wae Donkae Finale']
[Click to view comic: 'Newbies! Be-Gone! Finale']
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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.
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