Dear Mr. Andrew 'The Rew' Parsons,

Nice to meet you here. Didn't expect to see you around these parts.. and surprised I didn't actually bump into one of your posts or comics sooner. Quick question though..

Why am I a whinging git? :)

And I'm less annoying than you, so there. Though I'll agree that we're both British. But anyways.

Yours,
Matthew Eastaugh

PS: Oh, and for all other forum users, hi! Anyone available to give me some inspiration? I'm all out. I'll have plenty when I'm back from my holiday, but right now my only ideas involve nominating a forum user character to represent Rew, followed quickly by finding as many ways to torture him as possible. Hang on.. maybe I'm onto something...

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

Matthew:

A blonde walks into a bar with a salami under one arm and a vacuum cleaner under the other...

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What others say about boorite!

Hey!

'Actually, there is a kinda "in" joke but I only thought of that afterwards. I know Matthew by the way (yes I am British but not as annoying). "Fish and Chips" was a kind of rhyming slang for "big lips" (don't ask me why). Everyone says he has big lips. Anyway, the main reason I did it was because I noted how much you lot slated him in past competitions, so I thought he would be an easy target (shame on me).'
(from this page here)

Whose been slating me while I've been gone? Huh? Huh? :(

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

Make that this page here, actually...

Doh.

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.