When comedians combust by Bluebexq 6-22-02

...and now I'd like to introduce our next comedian, Pi Nhut Isn't it funny how... ARGH!!!!!!!! ..coming up on spontaneously combusting comedians.... I can't believe that I pay for this shit.

part 2 by crabby 6-22-02

I am soooooo constipated! Hey hunny come to bed you've been watching bad comedians all night your gonna give yourself the runs. I've been telling you for five days now that I've been constipated! I'd kill for the runs! Why don't you listen to me? If you wanna stay up watching bad comedians and shitting your pants then go ahead! I'm going to bed! I am soooooo constipated! Now where were we?

Part 3 by Bluebexq 6-22-02

Are you feeling constipated, tired or run down? Oh yes... yes.... ..then you should try Nu-Clear. Guaranteed to clean you out and give you a good night sleep. Oh yes... yes Just send your life's savings to Mad Scientist Incorporated... Where's my cheque-book?

part 4 by crabby 6-22-02

What the fuck is a cheque? I'm sending that bitch the stuff-up-your-ass powder. It says I have to take this anally three times a day. Hey honey come help me! Are you happy i ate that powder and then vomitted it all up in your ass! I don't feel so good!!

Part 5 by Bluebexq 6-22-02

Hmmm, I don't know if it is supposed to look like that. Hey, honey, can you take a look at this? Eeww... I really don't want to know.

[Click to view comic: 'part 6']
[Click to view comic: 'Part 7']
[Click to view comic: 'part 8']
[Click to view comic: 'Part 9']
[Click to view comic: 'part 10']
[Click to view comic: 'Part 11']

That got pretty damn funny near the end. At first I wondered where in the world it could have been going... I should have known it would be straight to hell.

better than anal sex with a pink donkey.

---
Batman created by Bob Kane

I don't think it's better....Maybe as good as.

peanut butter!