Next up: Journey to Ernie by israphael 6-24-02

It's that time again. Time for me to get chased by an elephant. *Roar* Wheeeeeeee! I know that makes no sense. But I'm unemployed and I watch a lot of children's TV, so sue me!

I'm flying to Maryland to interview for a job in the USDA. It's been so long since I've had to do this I don't remember how it goes. Is it customary to put out on the first date? [Sorry, wrong question. That's another thing I haven't done in a while.]

Be back Thursday, either victorious or on my shield.

Drag On Tales by israphael 6-24-02

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons, in a land apart. Oh wow, a dragon's scale. I wonder if it still works. Dragonland! Hey Ord, long time no see. I've been wanting to ask you, was Dragonland a magical place that really existed? Or was it a fantasy world that I created to masked a painful childhood full of abuse? Neither, it was all those paint chips you ate as a kid.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I went round to Andy's Maw's house for my weekly sponge bath, but I was a little early and I cut in on another client's time...

Long story short, the Leprechaun promised me a wish and I asked that you have lots of luck on your job interview. :-)

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Dad was flammable

Another SC regular will come to Delmarva. Soon the balance of power shall shift in our direction, and all the base shall be belong to us.

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Then we will see you as a threat, and you will have no chance to survive make your time.

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And it's interesting how nobody said anything when I left a while ago. I had enough of that neglection crap from my family.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Speaking of "wish me luck," I'm off to Phoenix and here's the weather forecast for this weekend there:

I am going to die. Buh-bye.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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Speaking of "wish me luck," I'm off to Phoenix and here's the weather forecast for this weekend there:

I am going to die. Buh-bye.

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Updated forecast:

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

hahahahahahaha

+500 magbast points

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Updated forecast:

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This week our church is selling fireworks as a fundraiser. 9am-10pm, every day until next friday. I'll be there most of the time... I hope to make a webdocumentary of it.

Tonight
Jun 27 Scattered Strong Storms 69° 60 %
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Fri
Jun 28 Partly Cloudy 85°/68° 30 %
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Sat
Jun 29 Sunny 85°/64° 0 %
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Sun
Jun 30 Partly Cloudy 82°/65° 0 %
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Mon
Jul 01 Partly Cloudy 89°/68° 10 %
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Tue
Jul 02 Partly Cloudy 84°/67° 10 %
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Wed
Jul 03 Partly Cloudy 87°/66° 20 %
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Thu
Jul 04 Isolated T-Storms 85°/62° 40 %
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Fri
Jul 05 Partly Cloudy 82°/63° 10 %
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Sat
Jul 06 Partly Cloudy 82°/61° 10 %

I am way to tired right now to photoshop anything of it... perhaps week after next.

It's next to the Kimberly Diner in Milford CT in case anyone wants to stop by.

psyc!

You big wuss - that's gorgeous weather! My god, I'd love to be experiencing weather like that right now, instead of sitting here next to a heater, still cold, with a scarf around my neck.

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My hayfever's playing up.

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You big wuss - that's gorgeous weather! My god, I'd love to be experiencing weather like that right now, instead of sitting here next to a heater, still cold, with a scarf around my neck.

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Phoenix, though... dry heat, surely?

A nice dry 40C is quite comfortable, in my opinion.

A humid 40C is hell, but that's another story...

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110 degrees fahrenheit is hot, dry or not. It feels like walking into an oven. It would be much worse if there was high humidity to go along with the heat, but that's like saying, "Gabe's coming to visit but at least he's not bringing kaufman."

We didn't walk more than a couple blocks without going inside somewhere. Even shade offers little relief. The biggest thing you notice is that after standing outside for more than a couple minutes you start becoming dehydrated. I noticed that most of the locals were carrying beverages with them and I quickly realized that this was the key to not dropping dead when venturing outside. I drank gallons of water during my stay and still rarely needed to take a leak.

ObiJo, sorry to say this, but your town sucks and not just because you live there. The sprinklers are kinda neat, though.

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Jesus Loves Gunpowder.

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