Based loosely on a Comic series ade by the person for whom this is a tribute... thing. lengthy.

The long road to 4'000'000 [Part One] by KazaTan 6-24-02

We'll hello again pupils, or should i say deciples... Clearly i am owning you all. This will be my four millionth comic strip. Don't disbeleive me. I'm teling the truth...

The long road to 4'000'000 [Part Two] by KazaTan 6-24-02

My name is Dexx, and here is my amazing but true story... It involves intrigue, a fair amount of nonsense... and a gratuitous helping of sex and violence...

The long road to 4'000'000 [Part Three] by KazaTan 6-24-02

A long long long time ago... In a microsoft studio not so far away: Soooo... where should i conquer next? A long long long time ago... In a microsoft studio not so far away: Whats this? A new website making comic strips? A long long long time ago... In a microsoft studio not so far away: WITH A CULT FOLLOWING?! I_must assimilate!

The long road to 4'000'000 [Part Four] by KazaTan 6-24-02

And so the Microsoft paperclip made its way to the StripCreator website... Aha! Yes, this looks like a good prospect... Bill will be very happy with me if i can capture this investment prospect! And i don't see any resistance!

The long road to 4'000'000 [Part Five] by KazaTan 6-24-02

Back at Microsoft headquarters: I have found an investment opportunity sire. Brief me on this opportunity... We'll its a website for people with artistic flair with a want to make comics. How will this be profitable? Well i thought we could ad in say 20 to 30 banner ads per page. Good idea. Anything else?

[Click to view comic: ' The long road to 4'000'000 [Part Six]']
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[Click to view comic: 'The long road to 4'000'001 [Part Seventeen]']

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I... am very... confused...

I love that Clippy trap, though. Wish I'd thought of it.

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Don't ask :/

just a load a drop down menu's and some textboxes to me.

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I liked it. It makes DexX seem almost human. :]

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

almost?

i always thought DexX was human (always not being very long admittedly) just a little... hmmmm....

well, read the comic and that kinda sums up my initial impression of DexX.

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*cheer*
:)
I better be quiet, DexX will smite me.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

How on earth did you get the impression I drink Budweiser?

*shudder*

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Well that last comic strip represents irrelevance. Im sorry if i offended you by involving you with budweiser.

You have my formal apologies.

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DexX only drinks Kangaroo Semen, everyone knows that.

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did you have to tell me that :(

i have mental images (nightmares)

eurghk

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It's hard to get kangaroo semen, those fuckers fight back.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

*sigh*

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dcomposed sed it. by KazaTan 6-26-02

dcomposed in the outback... Give me your semen! -=!!!=- back home... It's hard getting kangaroo semen! They fight back!

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It wouldn't be so hard if you gave them a little foreplay, bought them flowers, took them to dinner...

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It wouldn't be so hard if you gave them a little foreplay, bought them flowers, took them to dinner...

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Yeah, but who on earth really knows what kangaroos want? You could take them out, buy them a nice meal, but there's no guarantee that all this effort is going to end with the two of you in the pouch.

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You go out with Klein kangaroos???

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

It wouldn't be so hard if you gave them a little foreplay, bought them flowers, took them to dinner...

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Yeah, but who on earth really knows what kangaroos want? You could take them out, buy them a nice meal, but there's no guarantee that all this effort is going to end with the two of you in the pouch.

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Yeah, it's like they're a different species or something.

This thread is making me thirsty.

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i dont want ppl to read my comics anymore :(

i didnt know they held such subliminal SICK sexual stuff in them.

Kindly stop looking at them, and please dont answer to this thread anymore.

cheers.

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