Chapter 2 is finished! Prepare for the finalization of Chapter 3, coming probably tomorrow!

Epic Quest Chapter 2 (01) by DragonXero 6-25-02

Hey, the Gem of Immaculate Beauty is glowing! Yeah, that monitor is constantly on. Uh, again, that's not really a monitor. Oh. Yeah. I just noticed, the monitor says "Immaculate Beauty '98". Isn't it "immacculate"? No. Not really. You can look it up when we get back. I should rend the meat from your bones.

Epic Quest Chapter 2 (02) by DragonXero 6-25-02

Here's the exit to the Pits. Thank god, I was burning up in here. Well, the pits ARE supposed to be painful. Not really so painful as just annoying. If you don't quit whining, the pits will get REALLY painful. Point taken.

Epic Quest Chapter 2 (03) by DragonXero 6-25-02

Finally, out of that hell hole. Yeah, my paint was starting to melt. Why doest thou wear that paint, anyway? It's corpsepaint. I'm learning necromancy and the dark arts. It's a black metal thing. Oh. So I take it you wanna be called "Lord Axion" now? It would be appreciated.

Epic Quest Chapter 2 (04) by DragonXero 6-25-02

So, now we have the Gem. Can we PLEASE get some damn Vanilla Coke?? Surely. There's a town just ahead. Hey, just how much necromancy can you perform? Well, I can summon a couple servants form the dead. They usually die after a couple hours though. You could have said something earlier. Could have used them against that dragon. My eyebrows are still crunchy. Well, the problem is, dead people don't attack very well. They mostly gnaw at your ankles. I am disturbed by your lack of funny.

Epic Quest Chapter 2 (05) by DragonXero 6-25-02

Wow, nice town. Yeah, Amaranth. The most modern town in all the land. Hrm, well, it doesn't look that modern. They have no army, no need of police, and everyone is equal here. Wow. Sounds incredibly dull. I said "advanced", not fun.

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Epic Quest Chapter 2 (11) by DragonXero 6-25-02

G'night. G'night. G'night. GAH! I couldn't sleep alone!!!

Epic Quest Chapter 2 (12) by DragonXero 6-25-02

And so, the quest continues. Well, that was nice. Now on to the Cave of Incomprehensible Darkness. I hate the light anyway. I mostly hate that wussy demon. Me too. I just wanted a friend.

Epic Quest Chapter 2 (13) by DragonXero 6-25-02

Here we are, the Cave of Incomprehensible Darkness. Wow, it's really dark. Moh! OH NO! Omlo, the guardian of the caves! Moh. His "moh"ing will be the death of us!

Epic Quest Chapter 2 (14) by DragonXero 6-25-02

We shall perish at his hands! I can handle him. Watch this. Moh. Begone, beast! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! MOH!!!! Heh. Still got it.

Epic Quest Chapter 2 (15) by DragonXero 6-25-02

That was AMAZING! Where'd you learn that? One of the first things you learn in Necromancy. Catchphraseology. I am impressed. Yeah, I also know "Whazzaaaap!!" AAAUGH!! MY EARS! THEY'RE BLEEDING! At least it's not your anus.

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Epic Quest Chapter 2 (21) by DragonXero 6-25-02

You stand no chance against me! Maybe not... but Omlo does! Omlohnis Ressurectus! Omlo has been resurrected as a servant to Axion! Om, who? MOH!! MOH MOHMOH!!!! The quest is nearing end! Stay tuned for Chapter 3! Take that, bastard.

Thus ends the second chapter in this mighty crusade of good.
What you guys think? :)

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*thumbs up* Roll on chapter three!

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No DexX, don't stick your thumbs up there...

This chapter was pretty funny too.

Well, I will probably do a short chapter later today. Hopefully it manages to keep the funny up. :D

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clearly my concurral on the other chapter worked.... ...... ..... .. . . .

great work :)

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Thanks. I will soon finish with Chapter 3 and end this mess of a comic series. :D

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I finally got a chance to read both installments. I can't wait until the 3rd. Nice job, DX!!!!!!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Thanks! It's coming soon...

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