Guess who inspired this whole mess?
Kaufman, of course. Blame him.

How just ONE TINY LETTER can change an entire meaning! by pita 6-26-02

Pita wants to send flowers to Kaufman. She sent me over to see what it entails to deliver them F.T.D. Ughh! Why would anyone want to see entrails?

How just ONE TINY LETTER can change an entire meaning! 2 by pita 6-26-02

Ooooh, baby... I just love to see you erect... She is so cool ! She even loves to see me eruct ! Oh, really? Watch this one, then... BUURRRRRPPP!!!!!

How just ONE TINY LETTER can change an entire meaning! 3 by pita 6-26-02

THE SYSTEM IS FAILING !!! ABORT !!! ABORT !!! Amort? He must mean amortize... I did that with the house payment, maybe I should think about the spaceship, as well... I ...

How ONE TINY LETTER can change an entire meaning! 4 by pita 6-26-02

How dare you diss my man ! I didn't diss him ! She said I kissed him ! Oh, that's different, then...

How ONE TINY LETTER can change an entire meaning! 5 by pita 6-26-02

Honey, I need gumbo for the stew tonight. Here's my credit card... run down to the store for me. Watch out for cars ! Okay, momma... Momma needs jumbo... here's her credit card. O.K., sweetie... coming right up. Boy, this is sure gonna make a lot of soup !

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Great stuff! *applause*

Number five was my favourite. :)

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Nice. :)

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

#1 was the best (entrails are always amusing)