Alright pondscum, the rules are simple, you are about to be or in an embarrassing medical exam, you have three choices, Proctologist, Gynecologist, Urologist.

"Worlds worst thing to say during your P/G/U exam."

Judging will be Friday afternoon sometime.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Worlds Worst #2: Gyno Exam by DragonXero 7-03-02

See anything you like, Doc? GOOD LORD YOUR HANDS ARE COLD! Oooops. I hope that won't be too hard to clean up.

I hope more people enter this time :\

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I think we have a winner.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

World's Worst Things to Say... by flickguy 7-03-02

...to a proctologist Hey doc, while you're up there, do you think you could find my hamster? ...to a gynocologist Copperfield made an elephant diappear? Amateur... You should see what *I've* got up there. ...to a urologist No, I'm just happy to see you.

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This is not my empire.

Oh, well ...

Worst Conversations at the ... by Namgubed 7-03-02

Urologist ... Can you make it ... larger? Nurse!!! Bring the K-Y! Gynecologist ... Dr. Rosenbaum, at your cervix! D-oh! Proctologist ... Good lord! There's a dozen long-stemmed roses up your ass! Read the card! Read the card!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Well, this has to have been the most unpopular contest ever.

Anyhoo, I was torn between DX and Flickguy, but I had to choose one so it goes to

Flickguy, for using all three types.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

It's not that I didn't like it... I was busy.

I think we have a winner.

I have travelled back in time to dub this goddamn funny.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.