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Stripcreator Newbie
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Thompson Knottwood, a dumb hillbilly, won the lottery and decided to celebrate at the infamous 'Roof-Top' restaurant.
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| Is there anything else I can get for you today, sir? | |
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The Owl-Man waiter is not impressed with Thompson's manners...
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| Well it's hard work isn't it, you get all sweaty! | |
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| What is 'hard work', sir? | |
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| Eating! Don't you get all sweaty when you eat? I sure do! I also get sweaty hunting endangered owl-men so I can tear off their heads and fuck their skulls! How about that you smug fuck? | |
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Billy Bob Horsedick is the best cowboy in all of Canada.
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| Hey Mister! Are you a cowboy? | |
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| Fuck yes! My name is Billy Bob Horsedick, the best fucking cowboy in all of Canada! | |
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Billy Bob Horsedick has been paid to sleep with over 10,00 women.
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| Yes boy, I am a male hooker! I get to fuck every women I see and get paid a pretty penny for it! Know what it's like to get paid for pussy? I AM THE MAN! | |
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Billy Bob Horsedick demonstrates his stale sense of humour.
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| Now son, there's just some things we don't brag about! I don't think your mother would appreciate me telling you bad shit about her. | |
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Mr. Deedle goes on a trip to Hawaii after his wife divorces him.
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| well look at what we have here! a lost little girl. I will help her find mommy, maybe i will tell her that 'mommy' is in my pants! | |
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Mr. Deedle swoops in like a child-molesting vulture...
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| Over here little one! I will help you find Mommy! Stay with me child, mommy had to get off the plane and have a business meeting. She asked me to bring you to her hotel when we land! | |
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| Mommy told me that you were a dirty girl and needed Mr. Deedle to give her a bath. But first we've got to inspect you with this here 'flesh probe'! | |
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Sgt. Penner arrives at the scene when he hears from Airport security that the missing girl 'Penny Rutherford' had been seen last leaving the airpot with a Mister Fredwick Deedle.
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| Where did you say mommy was? | |
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| Mister Deedle said that I could find mommy if I put my mouth on his pee-pee. He said that mommy was stuck inside him because he ate her! | |
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| Mister Deedle said that mommy had allready gone into his poo so I should reach in his bum to pull her out. Mr Deedle said that mommy was tickling him inside his bum and he liked being tickled. | |
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| that's right! every word of that is true! I did eat her mother, I'm a werewolf, you see! | |
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My favorite ones I did, I'd be interested to know what you guys think.
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