Woo. Yet another series for your perusal. I've been wanting to use the bear for ages, and thought of the perfect role for him. The new owl guy makes a good supervillain too, I think. Anyway; criticism please.

World Domination Ain't What It Used to Be: Part 1 by DMSO 7-04-02

Domination of Planet Executive (DOPE) Headquarters Stiletto, it has come to our attention that in this day and age, the best way we can achieve our goal of conquest is through the media. Si. Also, by infecting the minds of the younger generation, we can introduce our agenda into the subconscious of the rulers of the future. Si. Stiletto, we are going to subvert Barney. Si.

World Domination: Part 2 by DMSO 7-04-02

Hey, kids! It's me, Barney the lovable dinosaur! *applause* We've got a new friend for you to meet today! *cheers* Let's all say 'hello' and a big 'I Love you' to Mr Stiletto! You talkin' to me?

World Domination: Part 3 - Subtlety is an Art-form by DMSO 7-04-02

So, Stiletto, what fun thing are we going to do today? I don' know, Barney. What do you wan' to do? We could...play a game! Or we could...sing a song! I wan' to sing a song, Barney. What song shall we sing Stiletto? I want to sing 'My government is useless and impotent, they should be replaced by a conspiracy of evil megalomaniac tyrants'.

World Domination: Part 4 - Fraudulent Fun For under-Fives by DMSO 7-04-02

The next day... Do you have another song for us today, Stiletto? I sure did like that one yesterday! No, Barney. I'm afraid I have not. Gee, Stiletto, that's too bad. What fun thing are we going to do instead? I have a game for us to play, Barney. That's great, Stiletto! How do we play? We find Mummy's and Daddy's credit cards, find the magic numbers on them, and send them to the address given after the show. Join in at home and win a prize!

World Domination:Part 5 - Back to Basics by DMSO 7-04-02

Back at EOWCA (Evil Organisation With Contrived Acronym) HQ: I hear progress is slow on the propaganda front, Stiletto.  Si  We diverged from the traditional methods of intimidation and extortion, and it has achieved nothing. Si. So much for modern thought. Very well, Stiletto, you may switch to Plan B. With pleasure, boss.

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