Beam Me Up! by kaufman 7-04-02

5:45 AM, DexX has just crawled into bed, when suddenly ... Oh crap, I forgot to update Chicka's location in the regulars webpage. Staggering out of bed in a half-daze, he logs back on to keep his promise... Awww, I can't remember where she said she was. I'll just enter "Melbourne" and fix it tonight. ... and hears a popping sound behind him. What in the hell happened?   ?

Go West, Young Man by kaufman 7-05-02

And don't forget, I'm moving to Oregon this month, so I'd appreciate it if you could update the regulars file. {DexX} Sure, no problem, mate. {Gabe} I'm really dreading loading the truck up and driving all the way across the country. Hang on a moment. I can probably help. Let me update the old file here ... {Gabe} *ZAP* Now why didn't I think of this when I was moving in January?

... And Your Little Cat Too. by kaufman 7-05-02

{DexX} How's it going, Ken Not too badly, but there might be a problem with my Alaskan vacation. You know how hard it is to book a cat on a flight? Hey, you think you could add him as a regular, and then transfer both of us for a week and a half? Sure thing. Here ya go. You realize, now we really will have to vote for him in the next Cup.

Newbie Roundup by kaufman 7-05-02

Hey Im new. Read my comix they R grate. Brad, make my title "L5 Society Treasurer." DexX: Add me to the regularz list. {BEDan} Gaah! That guy posted that same thing.in RMDC *AGAIN*. Doesn't he know his comics still suck, and we'll still ignore him? "Add me to the regularz list!" Well, maybe I can do something about that. Location: L5! Out at a nearby LaGrange point ... Whoa!

The W Files by kaufman 7-05-02

{ObiJo} He's been logged off 45 minutes; he should be asleep now. Let's do it. Ok, let me know when an hour has passed, and I'll bring him back. zzzzzzzzz... There were UFO sightings last night over Roswell, New Mexico. Eyewitnesses all say that this "saucer" was face-shaped.

[Click to view comic: 'Stompy, Stompy, Five Dollah!']
[Click to view comic: 'Meet the New Boss!']

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Absoloutely Marvellous.

Now , since my Location needs to be changed to "The Isle of Man" , can you send Pita , Lara 7 , Kirsten Dunst and Claire Danes over here , with the specific location "KKP's Bedroom"?

Cheers.

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