Here's a few I converted from my submissions to the RMCS Open Forum ...

Red Meat Crossover 1 by Namgubed 6-04-02

That's a really ... interesting ... makeover you got there, Milkman Dan. Well, you may be relieved to know that not all of your missing kittens are dead, Karen. Wh - what do you mean? I still use some of them to test my new line of cosmetics! I hate you, Milkman Dan! Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Red Skelton Crew Cut by Namgubed 6-05-02

Ah, the year's first snowfall. All those beautiful snowflakes, gently floating to the ground, covering all the land in one huge, fluffy layer... Reminds me how your puppy must have felt when I buried him alive. I hate you, Milkman Dan!

When Hunger Strikes by Namgubed 6-05-02

As I woke up in the morning twilight, I couldn't help but look at her, resting silently next to me ... Her form so full of beauty ... peace ... ... embalming fluid ...

Pax Vobi, Scum by Namgubed 6-05-02

Karen, I've decided to give you a new kitten for the one I ran over with my truck last week. That's nice, Milkman Dan. Might take a while, though. Why's that? I expect it'll be next fall before the ones I planted in your garden yield any fruit. I hate you, Milkman Dan.

Prescription Shot Glasses by Namgubed 6-06-02

Hey, Karen, what do you get when you cross a kitten with a set of Craftsman power tools? I probably don't want to know. Then you probably want to stay away from your treehouse. I hate you, Milkman Dan!

[Click to view comic: 'Goobers and Razorbacks'][Click to view comic: 'Nora Lenderby']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

And a few more ...

I Sense Much Fear by Namgubed 6-27-02

Just answer me this: If I'm not a puppet ... Then what's the hand of Frank Oz doing up my ass?

Sonorans, No Hittites, No Errors by Namgubed 6-27-02

Begone, thou unclean spirits of abominable perversion! Begone, I say!! It's not working. You better call in the young priest. You know, the one with the nice ass.

Mount Everlast by Namgubed 6-27-02

"'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe," "All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths -" uh - Why, hello there, little lady.

My Ass Has Powers! by Namgubed 6-27-02

Hi! I'm Billy Keane, the ever-so-popular "Family Circus" character! You're not Billy Keane ... Unless you're ZEST Billy Keane!

Delenda Carthago by Namgubed 6-27-02

♫ ... Then one foggy Christmas Eve, ♫ ♫ Santa came to say ... ♫ Like Demosthenes!

[Click to view comic: 'A Simple Twist of Fate'][Click to view comic: 'Arnold Schwartzenegger as ...']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Good

Goobers and Razorbacks by Namgubed 6-27-02

Did get our cat to stop drinking from the toilet yet? Honey, I've tried every method I could think of - Like what? Leaving the lid closed, moth balls, blue stuff, not flushing ... None of it worked! But all that effort has taught me one valuable lesson. And what might that be? Man, this cat really likes corn.

Great

Prescription Shot Glasses by Namgubed 6-06-02

Hey, Karen, what do you get when you cross a kitten with a set of Craftsman power tools? I probably don't want to know. Then you probably want to stay away from your treehouse. I hate you, Milkman Dan!

Fucking outstanding

Pax Vobi, Scum by Namgubed 6-05-02

Karen, I've decided to give you a new kitten for the one I ran over with my truck last week. That's nice, Milkman Dan. Might take a while, though. Why's that? I expect it'll be next fall before the ones I planted in your garden yield any fruit. I hate you, Milkman Dan.

Here's one I did trying to get a Red Meat account so I could use Earl consistently. (This was before they had Open RMC.) Tyler = Ted

It feels so good to be so bad by ObiJo 2-08-01

Sweety, I said I was sorry. I just got carried away in the heat of the moment. I can't believe you did that to me! I've told you a hundred times I don't like it in the butt! Son, would you come out from under the bed? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...

And here's one I did as an homage to my favorite comic on the RMC site.

Rred Meat in the year 3065 by ObiJo 2-10-01

Karen Bot, have your parent bots talked to you about the Flying Bots and the Honey Gathering Bots? No, I asked, but they said I have to be older before they tell me. I'll tell you if you want. OK! Well, maybe it would be easier if I just showed you. I hate you Milkman Dan Bot!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

And Obi-Jo takes one of the best running gags on the website to the edge , straps a pair of wellington boots onto its hind legs , and attempts to force it off the edge of a cliff with his penis.

Superb.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Had to edit one of your comics when I saw it:

When Hunger Strikes (Updated) by my_fawn_has_diarrhea 7-12-02

As I woke up in the morning twilight, I couldn't help but look at her, resting silently next to me ... Her form so full of beauty ... peace ... ... Burma Shave ...

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I'm half spit, by body weight.

>>>Unless you're ZEST Billy Keane!

You are the new pun Alpha male.

also, Dexx, If fuzzy is a priest and I'm a black woman, when will we see:

Big Evil Milkman Dan?

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

quote:

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And Obi-Jo takes one of the best running gags on the website to the edge , straps a pair of wellington boots onto its hind legs , and attempts to force it off the edge of a cliff with his penis.

Superb.

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If my fawn had diarrhea, I'd weld its mouth to its anus and wait to see the look on its face!

I'm anti-fawn, you see.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I blame society , and Rage Against the Machine by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 7-13-02

Hey Karza. Are you looking forward to the big family wedding tonight? Yes. My whole family will be there. 4 Generations of Afghan Pashtun. Its going to be so much fun. I guess i should have called off those B2's then. I hate you milkman Dubbya.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

It seems that great minds think along vaguely similar lines ...

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

My blatant ripoff:

In Loving Tribute to My Favorite Web Comic - Red Meat. by TheBlairZip 1-31-02

Is it still there?

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!