I figure its a long time since we mocked our recently anonymous resident troll , and thus , i figured that since we have some new artwork , we may as well put it to good use.

If someone would care to take up the story here , id appreciate it.

Zero Entropy - The Birth by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 7-11-02

ZERO ENTROPY!. You got to your room right now. And never expose yourself to the neighbours again. When i grow up , ill be famous. Thats assuming i learn how to pee standing up.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Good work, folks. :)

Well? Where's all the other submissions? We can't do everything!

Fine. Be that way.

Zero Tolerance by fuzzyman 7-25-02

Zero Entropy! Time for bed, son! Don't forget to say your evening prayers! Awwww, Dad! Do I have to pray? Jesus will hunt you down and kill you if you don't pray to him every night. *sigh* Okay. And none of that "making a creamy offering to the Lord," young man! Dang!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Zero Gramma by fuzzyman 7-25-02

Zero Entropy? Your father tells me that you don't want to pray to Jesus. Jesus is gay, Gramma! He is not! He loves to suck my wrinkly nips! No gay man would enjoy that, no siree! Gramma, that hairy homeless guy on the corner only *thinks* he's Jesus. Really? Just don't tell me you've seen the coming of the Lord.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Another Classic Fuzzyman pun

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

its like a train wreck man!
terrible once again!

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Feel m,y mouth over another no one needs to know one

Actually, that's from an old riddle I learned as a child.

"What's white and fluffy and floats in the sky?"

"The coming of the Lord."

This pretty much explains my views on religion.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.