Here you go,you damn muggles!......

Harry Potter and the curse by boinky33 7-12-02

Harry Potter! Yes, Prof.Snape? Did you put a curse on me to make my urine turn into acid? Yeah ,so? Wanna fuck? Smashing!

Harry Potter and the horrible truth by boinky33 7-12-02

Hi,Harry! Hi, Hermione....My,you developed over the summer! How do you mean? Well, for one thing,your humongous tits! You think that's good?......You should see my penis! BLIMEY!

Harry Potter and the exam by boinky33 7-12-02

Oh, Shit!....The Wizard SAT exams are coming up and I'm positive I am going to fail! It's not the SAT exams....It's the STD exams! Oh.... .......I'm still going to fail!

Harry Potter and the lost virginity by boinky33 7-13-02

Lets fuck, Hermione! I can't....I'm on my period! That's okay!....It doesn't bother me! Oh?...... ....How about herpes?

Just so you know, after commas, you're supposed to use the spacebar, it looks weird continuing,without the space.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Well thank you,captain punctuation!!!!

"BLIMEY"

Love it

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

One thing, though. The cunt Potter is supposed to be played by "crabby" from the forumusers category.

No, silly. Crabby is supposed to play Bill Gates.

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Er, nevermind.

Carry on.

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At the big game ... by kaufman 7-13-02

Bludge! (*Whoooosh!!!*) Aha, there's the snitch! (*BANG!!!*)

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Laugh? I nearly haemorraged.

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

Who said you were supposed to laugh?

OH NO!
THERE ARE NEW ONES?
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harry Potter and the Every-Flavoured Beans by boinky33 11-19-02

What flavour did you get, Ron? Horse anus. Oh, I got watermelon. I hate my life.

BLIMEY!

heh.
uh...
BLIMEY!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I keep telling boinky that he's already on my Favorites list and doesn't have to be funny anymore, but he just doesn't listen!

What was that, Devin?

Are you sure about that?

He didn't stop with apple math, did he?

No, Kramer is trying to imply that my comics are not funny.

I knew that.

I really did, honest!

Harry Potter and the annoying troll by boinky33 11-30-02

BLIMEY! ... and then I will take over the world by making racist remarks and posting random shit on the fourms! You're evil, Mega_h8! Now, show me your cock 'n balls! Excuse me? You heard me! Drop your knickers and whip out the goods!

More evil than Voldemort!

God that last one sucked.

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Much crap, Me

Oh no! You didn't like it?
Well, I guess I have to kill myself now.

i want to retaliahfsh by asays that i am a dude but ain ordere to gety my full jist of things i wanjt oyu all to hvae this aas mt token toa theDREADLORD

Um, what?